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The Worst Ways to Die show your morbid side :devil:

#31 Zatoichi

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Posted 12 December 2005 - 03:28 AM

QUOTE (Mirithorn @ Dec 10 2005, 10:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

But then you're insane. The point of torture is to keep the mind AND body alive as long as possible to experience as much pain as possible.

After quite a long time though, before the going of the insaneness bit. This is like breaking their mind without causing any physical harm or having to inflict anything upon anyone else. It would probably be pretty cost effective

How about a slow-going, long-lasting version of electric shock therapy? You might get used to it after awihle though.

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#32 SithAvenger

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Posted 12 December 2005 - 03:30 AM

Being tortured to death is a bad way to die.

How about dying of AIDs? That's a nasty way to die.

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#33 Mirithorn

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Posted 12 December 2005 - 08:04 AM

I'm sure it is, but it's not complete agony for every second. Well, actually, without medication....

Yeah, that would work. I've heard that Rigelian flu is also pretty bad.

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#34 Chyld

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Posted 12 December 2005 - 10:15 AM

If we're going with hiedious diseases to die from now, why not that old favourite, ebola?

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Posted 12 December 2005 - 06:55 PM

i'm pretty sure a long lasting vivisection would be a fairly bad way to go to.

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#36 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 12 December 2005 - 06:58 PM

How about nerve gas?

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#37 Dorothy

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Posted 12 December 2005 - 07:00 PM

Or being bored to death. You would have to be pretty bored, and it would take a while.

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#38 ion eon

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Posted 13 December 2005 - 01:26 PM

THat would really be like being dehydrated and starving to death....

OH NO!!!

#39 Dorothy

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Posted 13 December 2005 - 02:54 PM

No, like if they gave you just enough food and water to keep you alive, but nothing to do to distract your mind.

#40 Mirithorn

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Posted 16 December 2005 - 12:05 PM

But you wouldn't die. You'd just be bored, until you died of old age.

#41 BobEPeru

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Posted 16 December 2005 - 12:55 PM

Mine envolves two people.
The intended victim, and their spouce, family member, good friend..whatever.
Have the victim tied up while you send the other through the Sadam Chipper. After this, take the remains of the chipped person and mix it with vodka. Wrap some shrink wrap around the victims head leaving a hole around the mouth so he can still breathe. Next, funnel the Goretini down the victims throat, tape the breathe hole shut, and then hit him in the stomach with a bat. Watch him suffocate on the bloody cocktail.

#42 ion eon

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Posted 16 December 2005 - 01:41 PM

You are deranged...........welcome to the forums!!!!!!!. I accept your twisted imagination and hop you stay longer than some who join and get to like 25 posts then leave.

But that is still so sick that it is twistedly funny...

OH NO!!!

#43 BobEPeru

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Posted 17 December 2005 - 10:20 AM

QUOTE (ion eon @ Dec 16 2005, 02:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Thanks for saying so. I couldn't decide on the Saddam chipper, or the idea of firing someone out of a canon into razor wire. Thanks for the welcome, too. I joined several months ago, but haven't been posting with any regularity.

#44 Revan-47

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Posted 17 December 2005 - 06:07 PM

I read this book, where this guy was in a war, and got his arms and legs cut off. he was blind, deaf, and mute. AT the end of the book he began banging his head on the bed in morse code. he was telling them to kill him.

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#45 Al Creed

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Posted 17 December 2005 - 07:25 PM

It might not be painful, but probably the most humiliating way to die is having a heart attack while you're sitting on a toilet, masturbating to beastiality porn.