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Posted 09 December 2005 - 12:46 AM

what is it with you people and being burned alive?

being fed feet first through a deli slicer is so much worse.
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Posted 09 December 2005 - 02:03 AM

Hung up in a fishing net, then having any bits of skin that hang out cut off.
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Posted 09 December 2005 - 08:10 AM

"There must be five thousand wa-ays to die.../ and each one is the same way if you try..."
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Posted 09 December 2005 - 09:39 AM

Dying in the cold... I dunno, that always struck me as a bad way to die. I mean, I hate being out in the cold alive, but getting severely hurt and dying? Terrible.

Also, a faulty hanging might be pretty bad too. You just dangle around, slowly getting choked to death. Even worse, is if the executioner teases you and swings you around. That'd be bad.
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Posted 09 December 2005 - 11:38 AM

Saddam Hussein used to put people through a plastic shredder (a wood chip on steroids). There's a piece on it in the rotten.com library.
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Posted 09 December 2005 - 12:43 PM

QUOTE (Chyld @ Dec 9 2005, 11:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Saddam Hussein used to put people through a plastic shredder (a wood chip on steroids). There's a piece on it in the rotten.com library.


I read that a while ago, its really interesting. Feet-first would be really painful. sick.gif
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Posted 09 December 2005 - 02:20 PM

Being left in a tank with one uber, ultra hungry, pirhanna.
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Posted 09 December 2005 - 05:21 PM

Drowning in the Charles River.

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Posted 09 December 2005 - 05:31 PM

Eech. I actually know someone who swam across it. sick.gif

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Posted 09 December 2005 - 06:29 PM

Besides old age, freezing to death would actually be my prefered way to die. I almost died in the snow once, and you start to feel really warm. I know falling to death wouldnt be that bad, its just the fall that would be bad. WHen the challenger started falling, the astronauts were alive during it. that would be bad.
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Posted 10 December 2005 - 03:35 AM

What that one dude was going to do to Bond in Tommorow Never Dies. It was something along the lines of riping out the heart and keeping the subject alive.

Hmm ...

Torturing all of your subject's loved ones in various ways before his/her eyes, and then killing.

For shock value, kill them all at once instead.


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Posted 10 December 2005 - 10:40 AM

But then you're insane. The point of torture is to keep the mind AND body alive as long as possible to experience as much pain as possible.
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Posted 11 December 2005 - 05:56 PM

which is why liquid nitrogen and a hammer is a pretty nasty combo.
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Posted 11 December 2005 - 09:24 PM

QUOTE (Mirithorn @ Dec 9 2005, 05:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Drowning in the Charles River.

I actually had a dream about that a while ago.


Or even BEING in the Charles River.
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Posted 11 December 2005 - 09:53 PM

Well, maybe. But then you just touch it. If you drown, you get it in your mouth and maybe you sink to the bottom with the dead bodies before you die.
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