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Posted 06 December 2005 - 10:45 AM

Nou, nou, nou, Chyldio, dit is de juiste plaats om je Nederlands te showen aan heel het forum!
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Posted 06 December 2005 - 04:39 PM

Marky, mijn Nederlands is heel slecht! Ook, niemand begrijpt ons!
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Posted 07 December 2005 - 04:37 PM

QUOTE (Chyld @ Dec 6 2005, 04:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Marky, mijn Nederlands is heel slecht! Ook, niemand begrijpt ons!

Dat niemand ons begrijpt verdubbeld de pret alleen maar. We kunnen op samenzweringen broeden, dat is toch super?
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Posted 29 December 2005 - 03:05 AM

Dat niemand och begrijpt?

... I'm having a crisis here... I can't remember being born or having spent some time in Netherlands, nor did I ever learn that language, but for some freaked out reason I perfectly understood what you said there. Don't think that I could reply though. wacko.gif

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Posted 01 January 2006 - 11:24 AM

QUOTE (Gobbler @ Dec 29 2005, 03:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Dat niemand och begrijpt?

... I'm having a crisis here... I can't remember being born or having spent some time in Netherlands, nor did I ever learn that language, but for some freaked out reason I perfectly understood what you said there. Don't think that I could reply though. wacko.gif

Really? Then what was I saying?
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Posted 02 January 2006 - 01:31 PM

*Sighs*... Let's see... something like "Now, now, now, Chyldio, this is the right place to show your Dutch to this very forum!" in the first post... then something like "That nobody understands us only doubles the fun. We can..." ... hmm, tricky... I guess "brood on conspiracies, that's super, isn't it?"... and after that you said "Really? Then what was I saying?".

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Posted 05 January 2006 - 05:54 AM

That is impressive mate!

Now what about:

Dat slaat als een tang op een varken.
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Posted 05 January 2006 - 07:58 AM

Whoa, that one's difficult... umm... "That beats as a grip on a pig"? Doesn't make much sense to me... maybe I've missed some essential references there...

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Posted 05 January 2006 - 09:23 AM

QUOTE (Gobbler @ Jan 5 2006, 07:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Whoa, that one's difficult... umm... "That beats as a grip on a pig"? Doesn't make much sense to me... maybe I've missed some essential references there...

It was a saying, bascially used when someone talks nonsense...

Anyway, I think you're using a web translator, don't you?
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Posted 05 January 2006 - 09:26 AM

For the last one, yes, because I couldn't make sense out of that for the life of me. But I didn't cheat with the others before.

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Posted 17 January 2006 - 10:06 AM

I could pick up some of the words, partially phonetically, partially through what it looked like... Not enough to make out the second sentence, though.

A lot of that stuff is picking up the major nouns/verbs and then using the others in context to understand the point.
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Posted 20 February 2006 - 01:51 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Jan 17 2006, 10:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A lot of that stuff is picking up the major nouns/verbs and then using the others in context to understand the point.

Oh... well, you know how to make something rather easy sound pretty tough.
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