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My trip to the supermarket whgaeee??

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Posted 28 February 2004 - 05:16 PM

So yesterday I went to the supermarket with a friend to buy a case of soda for a friend because we drank all of his. I said to my friend, "hey remember when you were a kid in the supermarket with your mom and you wanted to get all the candy? well mom isnt around...lets get ALL of the candy!!"


We wound up buying a box of cupcakes, but whatever it was fun..until checkout. Little did i know this event would change my life forever. The cashier sees the cupcakes, and i figure she would make a little joke. She says, "Hungry, eh?" I laughed a little but then i abrubtly stopped when i realized it was the stupidest thing ive heard in my entire life. "Hungry, eh?" I am at the supermarket arent i? it must be out of the ordinary to encounter someone buying food here. Does she ask everyone if they are hungry? (i could not tell because the lady in front of me only bought a healthy 4 cartons of cigarettes, but dont worry they were lights.)
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Posted 28 February 2004 - 10:11 PM

no need to worry then
Thirteen and a half.
Twelve jurors,
one judge,
and half a chance.
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Posted 29 February 2004 - 01:07 AM

[B][I][U][FONT=Times][SIZE=1][COLOR=orange]DONT GO DERE AGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAME HEPPEN TO MEEEE MY WHOLE FAM ALY GOT SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DON DO IT ! DONT EAT DAT CUPCAKE!!!!!!!!!! U GET SICK!!!!!!!!BLA :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: BLAHMBABAGO!!!!!
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Posted 29 February 2004 - 07:40 PM

Were you at the checkout all by yourself? She might've thought you were buying the cupcakes for yourself... and thought it was funny in her dumb little brain. lol. See, this is why automatic, mechanical checkouts are better. I don't have to be scared of the random person asking me "You're a busy gal, eh?" when I buy things.... ohmy.gif
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Posted 29 February 2004 - 08:47 PM

like when you buy a pack of condoms and the checkout girl says "horny, eh?"

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Posted 29 February 2004 - 10:57 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Feb 29 2004, 08:47 PM)
like when you buy a pack of condoms and the checkout girl says "horny, eh?"

Yea! Eventhough I'd never dare buy anything...like THAT at a manned checkout counter. Same thing with Depends too... or laxatives...ohmy.gif

"Yup, gotta hate that consitpation!"
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Posted 01 March 2004 - 03:07 PM

ahahahahah i do..you just have to buy some other things, like i was at CVS, condoms and a bottle of soda, the lady was like "you dont really want the soda do you?" ...

"no, thats not why im here"

and she moved it aside
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Posted 01 March 2004 - 06:48 PM

but sugar helps you use the other!!!

i think also when a clerk tells you to have a 'nice day' or a 'good night' when you've just purchased condoms from them is a little redundant...
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Posted 01 March 2004 - 08:07 PM

good point, they might think about saying something like "good luck"
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Posted 01 March 2004 - 10:39 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Mar 1 2004, 06:48 PM)
i think also when a clerk tells you to have a 'nice day' or a 'good night' when you've just purchased condoms from them is a little redundant...

I think it's a checkout operators curse. They are hoping that something will go wrong such a broken condom just because they are stuck behind their checkout while you're of having a rampant good time.
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Post icon  Posted 02 March 2004 - 12:11 AM

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supes ne lways wunder d u liek supe or sumtin??????////
jus wond
huh.gif huh.gif huh.gif huh.gif huh.gif huh.gif
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Posted 02 March 2004 - 07:23 PM

I made a midnight trip once and the grandmother-demo lady said
"I didn't know we sold these here."

BTW, at that "live on stage sex-show/rock band" concert I've mentioned before, (The Impotent Sea Snakes- run a koogle if you're curious) at the end of this hellish show (but entertaining!) they were handing out condoms from the stage to anyone who was "getting any" that night. I passed. I mean, judging from their show the result would be an STD, Rosemary's baby, or some kind of chinese handcuff.
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Posted 03 March 2004 - 12:44 AM

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http://www.koogle.ne...tent+Sea+Snakes
http://www.koogle.ne...tent+Sea+Snakes


http://www.koogle.ne...tent+Sea+Snakes


:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:
BLAHMBABAGO!!!!!
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Posted 03 March 2004 - 07:08 PM

QUOTE (Jon Gutner @ Mar 2 2004, 12:11 AM)
[B][I][U][FONT=Arial][SIZE=1][COLOR=red]
supes ne lways wunder d u liek supe or sumtin??????////
jus wond
huh.gif huh.gif huh.gif huh.gif huh.gif huh.gif
BLAHMBABAGO!!!!!

Yup Jon, I'm a big fan of Superman. It's one of those things I haven't been able to get away from. Loved the comic, loved the movies, loved the concept. It also didn't help that for most of my life I've had nicknames like Supes, Superman, Clark or Clarky. It's something to do with looking a little like Christopher Reeve and also having a fascination with Superman I suppose. wink.gif
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Posted 03 March 2004 - 08:07 PM

QUOTE (Jon Gutner @ Mar 3 2004, 12:44 AM)
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:angry:  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:
BLAHMBABAGO!!!!!

Sorry Jon. I meant a google search, but a bud of mine calls it a koogle search and I picked up the term. Remember Koogle? It was flavored peanut butter from the 1970's. Chocolate. Vanilla, and it had those koo-koo-koogley eyes on the jar. but most folks wouldn't even know of that so I respect your , sorry, you're taking me literally. try a search on google and I want to see a smile next time. cool.gif
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