No, I have a feeling they'll end up next to shelves of AT-AT commander and Tusken Raider woman and child at the Wal-Mart.
Then in a cut-outs bin at Big Lots. (Get it? BIG-lots?)
The Brazen Bunch
The Future of Star Wars is there one?
#32
Posted 30 December 2005 - 05:16 PM
"Collectors will recall how quickly the previous George Lucas action figure -- Jorg Sacul -- sold out when offered a few years ago..."
I can't bloody believe it... There you are - here is the future of SW - Lucas casting his offspring of dubious attractiveness in more TV series and feature films just to sell their likeness.. Hoping that people will fall for it... If they do, this is my new limit of people's stupidity I thought the humanity would never reach...
I can't bloody believe it... There you are - here is the future of SW - Lucas casting his offspring of dubious attractiveness in more TV series and feature films just to sell their likeness.. Hoping that people will fall for it... If they do, this is my new limit of people's stupidity I thought the humanity would never reach...
#33
Posted 30 December 2005 - 09:09 PM
QUOTE (Despondent @ Dec 30 2005, 01:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Good. But of course, in the OOOT the first movie is called Star Wars and there is no Episode number.
Oh my God that seems so sureal now. it was just
Star WARs
THe empire STrikes back
REturn of the Jedi
"Life is too important to be taken seriously."
#34
Posted 31 December 2005 - 03:05 PM
After reading that article, I have begun to feel ill.
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
#35
Posted 01 January 2006 - 09:05 PM
What a bloody travesty...
Oh, just read this from the Databank re: Baron Papanoid (Lucas)
"Once a humble playwright on Wroona, a series of incendiary hits that captured the imagination of the planet funded what would become an entertainment empire. This position elevated Papanoida to become an influential guild baron, during which time he took great care to keep his past and personal life shielded from the public view."
Har har. Those Star Wars writers sure are clever, aren't they?
Oh, just read this from the Databank re: Baron Papanoid (Lucas)
"Once a humble playwright on Wroona, a series of incendiary hits that captured the imagination of the planet funded what would become an entertainment empire. This position elevated Papanoida to become an influential guild baron, during which time he took great care to keep his past and personal life shielded from the public view."
Har har. Those Star Wars writers sure are clever, aren't they?
#36
Posted 02 January 2006 - 01:04 AM
As for Lucas having bastard children, according to Marcia, his x-wife, Lucas shoots blanks, so that's why they adopted (I'm not joking).
However, who knows what Jett--the adopted son---will come up with. Oy, I can only imagine.
Of course, Jett is young, if we can get to him, we could convince him to eventually put out the OOT on DVD after his old man keels over. Of course, I get the impression ole George is going to be around for a long time. I doubt I will care much about it anymore at that point....
However, who knows what Jett--the adopted son---will come up with. Oy, I can only imagine.
Of course, Jett is young, if we can get to him, we could convince him to eventually put out the OOT on DVD after his old man keels over. Of course, I get the impression ole George is going to be around for a long time. I doubt I will care much about it anymore at that point....
This post has been edited by CowboyCurtis: 02 January 2006 - 01:06 AM
Flying Ferret
Battle for the Galaxy--read the "other Star Wars"
All I know is I haven't seen the real prequels yet.
Battle for the Galaxy--read the "other Star Wars"
All I know is I haven't seen the real prequels yet.
#38
Posted 02 January 2006 - 08:59 PM
ex-wife...
Flying Ferret
Battle for the Galaxy--read the "other Star Wars"
All I know is I haven't seen the real prequels yet.
Battle for the Galaxy--read the "other Star Wars"
All I know is I haven't seen the real prequels yet.