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Posted 14 November 2005 - 07:45 PM
I have many theories ideas and also know that they themselves have contradicting opinions. I would now like to make this topic solely devoted to the discussion of theories and the possible. I believe that it is going to be a deeply intellectual discussion, al theories will be considered and decided to be plausible or not.
The theory topic a discussion on the plausible and theoretical
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Posted 14 November 2005 - 07:48 PM
i theorise that there is a definite link between apendix removal and bowl cancer.
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Posted 14 November 2005 - 08:15 PM
I theorize that the increase in production of electric toasters has been detrimental to survival of pirates over the past century.
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....We'd be lying though.
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Posted 15 November 2005 - 11:52 AM
My theory states that this topic has already become quite silly, but no way will it stop there.
"I had a lot of different ideas. At one point, Luke, Leia and Ben were all going to be little people, and we did screen tests to see if we could do that." -George Lucas, in STAR WARS: the Annotated Screenplays (p197).
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Posted 15 November 2005 - 03:11 PM
That's silly, and requires you to believe that everything revolves around people (which it doesn't)
Question for you: If nothing was moving anymore, would you be able to tell how much time has passed?
Question for you: If nothing was moving anymore, would you be able to tell how much time has passed?
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Posted 15 November 2005 - 03:11 PM
A theory: Ion Eon's words have been granted a life of their own and they are currently floating around the interweb in a triology that will grow to become an epic saga.
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Posted 15 November 2005 - 03:57 PM
Theory: Whatever you believe is true.
Yes, I know it doesn't make sense. I'm believing whatever's the most fun to believe. Don't disillusion me.
Yes, I know it doesn't make sense. I'm believing whatever's the most fun to believe. Don't disillusion me.
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Posted 15 November 2005 - 05:04 PM
If by that you mean that Idaho is just an imaginary boundary made up by humans, and is inconsequential to the land and the Earth as a whole, then you are right.
However, you aren't right because my aunt lives in Idaho.
However, you aren't right because my aunt lives in Idaho.
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Posted 15 November 2005 - 05:33 PM
QUOTE (ion eon @ Nov 15 2005, 02:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I concur civilian_number_two I was hoping that people would take this seriously but i guess not.
"people" ? ...emu was being a goose.
i was deadly serious. You think about it, the appendix is like the tonsils of the bowels. Toxin filtration and the like, without it bad things lay dormant. Cancer is caused by disruptive particles, pollutants, and penetrative waves. I’ll bet there's a direct correlation.
Don’t be so dismissive.
QUOTE (ion eon @ Nov 15 2005, 02:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A theory: TIme stops once the space-time continuim ceases when all humans/life ceases to exist.
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time is infinite (in it's measuring finity).
let's say the universe suddenly dissapeared and nothing was left.
7 hours and 32 minutes after it happened it would still be 7 hours and 32 minutes after it happened!
the lack of staff to measure it doesn't incur it's inexistance. that's just silly.
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Posted 15 November 2005 - 05:41 PM
I have a theory that cheese rules the world. Its a long story, involving sheep and evil cheese experiments that resulted in the creation of the human race, and how wars are caused by cheese in order to keep human preoccupied with either other so they won't realize the real enemy, etc.
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Posted 15 November 2005 - 06:00 PM
QUOTE (floppydisk @ Nov 15 2005, 05:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If by that you mean that Idaho is just an imaginary boundary made up by humans, and is inconsequential to the land and the Earth as a whole, then you are right.
However, you aren't right because my aunt lives in Idaho.
Have you ever been there? are you sure she hasnt been paid by the government to say that she lives there?
However, you aren't right because my aunt lives in Idaho.
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