[barend]

this thread never had a chance did it...



(besides which pepsi is the real enemy, Dr.Lecter)

[Dr Lecter]

My theory is that people only want to have theories so that it appears that there is something still unknown so that they have a reason to live.

besides which pepsi is the real enemy

Also, thats just crazy barend. There are so many holes in your theory I don't know where to start. The pepsi is just one of the many scape goats that cheese puts out to fool people.

This post has been edited by Dr Lecter: 15 November 2005 - 06:23 PM

[barend]

i only theorize because scientists have a tendancy to not explore the important things...

then i issue my theory, and some blind optomistic lemming always comes along and says;
"Don't you think if that were true scientists would have figured that out by now, and someone else would have done something about it by now?."
to which i always say;
"You mean like the way we stopped the greenhouse effect, or stopped putting hormones and steroids in animals we eat, or outlawed smoking?" *takes drag from cigarette* "Grow up!"

This post has been edited by barend: 15 November 2005 - 06:40 PM

[ion eon]

Now that theory Barend is a worthy one. What is the point to attain all this knowledge about useless things, such as the discovery of the Tenth planet, it hasn't affected us now and it won't ever. It is useless knowledge but knowledge all the same.

[Zatoichi]

I have a theory that space programs today are a big waste of resources that we could use to try to fix problems in the world. Also can you believe people actually get paid to research things such as how many times a day a person blinks and other such nonsense?

[SimeSublime]

A theory: TIme stops once the space-time continuim ceases when all humans/life ceases to exist.

The closest thing to stopping time would be the heat death of the universe, where there would be no change in anything over time. Ironically, that's times greatest moment(pun not intended)as it's the only thing that still chugging on.

A theory: Ion Eon's words have been granted a life of their own and they are currently floating around the interweb in a triology that will grow to become an epic saga.

Come now Icey, a theory implies no external knowlege.

[Emu]

Hypothesis: If time does not exist and is but a human invention, then I should not have had to take history classes during high school.

[Mirithorn]

Theory: There's not really a way to tell if you're dreaming, even if you know it's a possibility, until you wake up.

This post has been edited by Mirithorn: 16 November 2005 - 06:11 AM

[Icey]

Come now Icey, a theory implies no external knowlege.

[ion eon]

Theory: If time travel was possible, it would instantly create paradoxes chenging the future, no matter on how great or small a scale.

[Dr Lecter]

My theory of Time travel is that time is a cheese string. I will explain when we travel further down the cheese.

[Icey]

Theory: We are watched by a sentient computer that records everything we say and do.

[Coco]

Dammit! I have been discovered!

* shuts down *

[Mirithorn]

*hides from computer*

Theory: People don't actually WATCH security cameras most of the time. They're just there to look scary.

[ion eon]

They really don't they are usually watching TV on one of them occasionally glancing just to make sure nothing big is goin' down. Otherwise they just watch TV and eat.