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Star wars transformers.... .......
#8
Posted 12 January 2006 - 10:43 AM
OB1 looks stupid, but the others don't seem to bad. Not something I'd get, but not too bad. It's like those old Turtle transformers that 'mutated'. One form would be the turtle turtle, the other the humanoid turtle. They were cool.
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#10
Posted 30 July 2006 - 06:43 PM
In California, at the Skywalker Ranch, the collective heads led by George Lucas, talk seriously about the future of Star Wars.
George L: So, um what should we do guys? The movies are finished. Absolutely, ultimately finished.
Consultant #1: Well, we got the cartoons coming up and the live series. Do we need something else?
Lucas quickly pulls out his lightsaber and decapitates Consultant #1. "Of course you idiot!!! I have kids to put through college and an "Indiana Jones 4" movie to make!!! Anymore dumb f--king questions?"
Consultant #2, #3, and #4 quickly nod their head "no"
Consultant #2: What about a new line of toy figures?
Lucas: Sure but it would have to be different. After all no one likes original Star Wars stuff. That's why I made the prequels so different.
Consultant #3 leans over to #4 and whispers: That explains why they sucked.
Lucas: What was that?
#3: Umm... Nothing...
#4: Maybe we should tie our line in with another toy line. Like a cross-something or other.
Lucas: I think you mean like a cross-promotion.
#4: Yeah, that's it. What is another toy line that will be good to blend in with and might even be a movie here soon?
#2: Ah ha!!! Transformers. We could do Star Wars/Transformers just in time with the movie coming out.
Lucas: Eureka!!! What a marvelous idea I have just had. We should cross our line with Transformers!! I can even call up my old buddy Steve Spielberg and cross-promote with his movie. Why do I even have you guys around? I come up with all this stuff on my own.
#3: Ha, which explains why the Star Wars saga got killed.
Lucas whips out his lightsaber and shoves it in #3's gut. "Tell his family he had an accident and get started on that line. I am in the money tonight!!!"
George L: So, um what should we do guys? The movies are finished. Absolutely, ultimately finished.
Consultant #1: Well, we got the cartoons coming up and the live series. Do we need something else?
Lucas quickly pulls out his lightsaber and decapitates Consultant #1. "Of course you idiot!!! I have kids to put through college and an "Indiana Jones 4" movie to make!!! Anymore dumb f--king questions?"
Consultant #2, #3, and #4 quickly nod their head "no"
Consultant #2: What about a new line of toy figures?
Lucas: Sure but it would have to be different. After all no one likes original Star Wars stuff. That's why I made the prequels so different.
Consultant #3 leans over to #4 and whispers: That explains why they sucked.
Lucas: What was that?
#3: Umm... Nothing...
#4: Maybe we should tie our line in with another toy line. Like a cross-something or other.
Lucas: I think you mean like a cross-promotion.
#4: Yeah, that's it. What is another toy line that will be good to blend in with and might even be a movie here soon?
#2: Ah ha!!! Transformers. We could do Star Wars/Transformers just in time with the movie coming out.
Lucas: Eureka!!! What a marvelous idea I have just had. We should cross our line with Transformers!! I can even call up my old buddy Steve Spielberg and cross-promote with his movie. Why do I even have you guys around? I come up with all this stuff on my own.
#3: Ha, which explains why the Star Wars saga got killed.
Lucas whips out his lightsaber and shoves it in #3's gut. "Tell his family he had an accident and get started on that line. I am in the money tonight!!!"
This post has been edited by Jaded Wolf: 30 July 2006 - 06:43 PM
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