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Asterisk Battle *Creates the second worst topic ever*

#226 User is offline   Otal Nimrodi Icon

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Posted 09 December 2005 - 09:23 PM

(You appoint yourself as... a personal assistant to a Rupert?)

*Considers that he needs supervillains. Possibly the other Joker on the forum.*

*Calls Icey*

*Wreaks havoc*
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Posted 09 December 2005 - 09:42 PM

*appoints himself as the official BatMan of the forum and calls out to the other superheroes out there to address themselves*
OH NO!!!
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Posted 09 December 2005 - 10:16 PM

(*declares herself Neutral*)

(*fights for whichever side is more amusing or works more to her advantage at the time*)
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Posted 09 December 2005 - 10:20 PM

*tries to recruit Jane by telling her that she can make up a superhero that has to do with over-the-top gruesome deaths and jesters*
OH NO!!!
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Posted 09 December 2005 - 10:47 PM

*gleefully kicks Otal in the kneecap despite his Joker-ness*
*refuses to reveal her alignment*
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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#231 User is offline   Jane Sherwood Icon

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Posted 09 December 2005 - 11:54 PM

QUOTE (ion eon @ Dec 9 2005, 11:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
*...over-the-top gruesome deaths and jesters*

(*can only think of a villain that fits those criteria*)

(*flat out REFUSES to be Harley Quinn*)

(*is too ambiguous to be a hero, but doesn't want to be a full villain because they always get the shaft*)

(*is more than happy sitting on the fence*)
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.

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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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Posted 10 December 2005 - 02:28 AM

*kills everybody*

And that's the end of the battle! angry.gif

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#233 User is offline   Zatoichi Icon

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Posted 10 December 2005 - 02:58 AM

QUOTE (SithAvenger @ Dec 10 2005, 02:28 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
*kills everybody*

And that's the end of the battle! angry.gif


pshaw! I Am Alive Foolish Boy!

*Comes upon a scene of trouble brewing*

*Refuses to declare allegiance at this time*

*Takes out Sith's kneecaps with a baseball bat to emphasize a previously made point (for good measure of course)*
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

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Posted 10 December 2005 - 10:32 AM

Aha! But I am not dead, for I have made a horcrux, and I shall not tell you what it is!

*gloats irritatingly*
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 10 December 2005 - 11:57 AM

Myah! I am Staying-Awake-For-Too-Long Man, and thus cannot be killed except by taking my precious Nytol...

*wonders if he left Nytol in Hull...*

Nope. Good!
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Posted 10 December 2005 - 12:51 PM

*Survives*

*Rubs injured kneecap*

This post has been edited by Otal Nimrodi: 10 December 2005 - 12:52 PM

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Posted 10 December 2005 - 01:43 PM

"I'm not dead yet!"

(*stabs SithAvenger repeatedly in various organs for trying to spoil the fun*)

This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 10 December 2005 - 01:44 PM

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Chyld is an ignorant slut.

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