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Asterisk Battle *Creates the second worst topic ever*

#31 User is offline   ion eon Icon

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Posted 15 November 2005 - 08:27 PM

*tries desperately to overcome the power of Wang but nearly dies trying*
OH NO!!!
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Posted 15 November 2005 - 08:32 PM

*Finishes the job*
Want a Tarot reading?

PM me, we'll talk.
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Posted 15 November 2005 - 08:36 PM

*becomes a divine power without life or death*
OH NO!!!
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Posted 15 November 2005 - 09:14 PM

*sets everyone straight*

*challenges anyone who feels like it to a duel^*



^must announce weapon of choice, location: an old rickety bridge over a boiling lake of lava^^, time: whenever you're ready


^ a free cookie to anyone who gets that reference
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto

Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
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Posted 15 November 2005 - 11:55 PM

^Could be Mortal Kombat?

*draws katana*

Right here, right now, Z!

*Defensive stance*
I am writing about Jm in my signature because apparently it's an effective method of ignoring him.
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Posted 16 November 2005 - 01:37 AM

*summons the smileys to destroy you all*

dry.gif biggrin.gif blink.gif blushing.gif ohmy.gif sick.gif cool.gif devil.gif

*builds a sword to fight off the mutinous smileys*

cxxxxxx[==============> laugh.gif

*is killed by treacherous smileys*
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Posted 16 November 2005 - 07:01 AM

*Nicks Aragorn's sword before he gets a chance to call all the ghosts.*
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Posted 16 November 2005 - 10:14 AM

*Jacks the stolen sword and destroys it in the fires of Mordor*
OH NO!!!
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Posted 16 November 2005 - 11:40 AM

*throws YOU in the fires of Mordor, jerk*

This post has been edited by Icey: 16 November 2005 - 11:41 AM

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Posted 16 November 2005 - 01:33 PM

*Shows up in a tank, and waits for Icey to surrender*

Oui?
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Posted 16 November 2005 - 01:42 PM

*Sneaks up behind nerf and plants a motion sensitive bomb on the lin of the tank and gets ready to set the tank on fire, then waves to Icey*

Oui?
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Posted 16 November 2005 - 01:59 PM

You know..we are about 90 memberships away from member 1138...I wonder who it will be.

I wonder how we can destroy them...

*lights up a marlboro*

*Backs the flaming tank over Dr Lecter*
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Posted 16 November 2005 - 02:24 PM

*waves back and watches the fiery glory, with a lone tear running down his cheek.*
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Posted 16 November 2005 - 02:48 PM

I am new. I see that this is described as the second worst topic ever...

*wonders what the worst topic was*

Did the empire just surrender when the rebel fleet showed up in the French Special Edition?
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Posted 16 November 2005 - 03:36 PM

*applauds Stray nerf for his originality, then returns the sword to Icey*

Yes they did Nerf...yes they did.......
OH NO!!!
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