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Solution to the Problems of the World What is it?

Poll: How can we best solve all of the world's problems? (14 member(s) have cast votes)

How can we best solve all of the world's problems?

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Posted 25 February 2004 - 11:12 PM

I want to hear from you! Personally, I'm torn between moving to Canada and just scrapping the whole race, but I gotta vote, so I'm gonna go with mass genocide on this one... Nah, I'll wait for the lamps.
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Posted 26 February 2004 - 02:08 PM

I voted "Move To Canada". That way, I don't have to do anything.
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Posted 26 February 2004 - 08:29 PM

Heh, it works. I see someone is full of SUV pride up there too.
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Posted 27 February 2004 - 01:22 AM

I say we kill the following:

-any group that takes it's religion so seriously they feel the need to ban art, kill doctors, flies planes into buildings, or are offended by santa!

-any english soccar fans who start fights at soccar games, pubs, or indian restraunts.

-people who have no umbrella etiquet

-padestrians who overtake you in the morning on the way to work then slow down once infront of you

-anyone who honsetly belives top 40 charts are reflective of sales and not vice versa!!!

-limp bizcut, papa roach, korn, the offspring, and any other boy band pretending to be "alternative" to sell you more pepsi/addidas/etc.

-political correctness enforces (who are the biggest genralizers, and group segregators of all the people in the world) for their crimes against the english language!!!
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1.replacing 'oriental' (a term refering to 'the orient' - the eastern rim of asia) with the word 'asian' which refers to a continent that houses India, Pakistan, and part of Russia!
2. the term 'african-american' which should really include egyptians, algerians, morrocans, and any dutch/german/english people from south africa living in america.
3. the replacement of 'man' (which means human in the context of sportsman, spokesman, or any where used as or with a prefix) with person.
and so on...

-and finally and presidents that get into the whitehouse after loosing the election by 30000 votes!
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Posted 27 February 2004 - 09:07 AM

What about people who can't spell "soccer"?wink.gif
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Posted 27 February 2004 - 11:37 PM

Touché. Someone went for the Wyld Stallyons too.

I'd have to agree with you, Barend. But not the religion, just that sect of the religion. As many are fond of saying, "The Koran does not tell people to kill thousands of innocent people." We leave that for corporately sponsored super powers. Example: certain unethical practices employed by certain victorious countrys at the end of WWII upon certain losing countries with the halfass excuse of saving more lives by eradicating a civillian city.

I'm just so proud to be an American!

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Posted 28 February 2004 - 11:02 AM

I voted to eradicate the human race.

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Posted 28 February 2004 - 03:12 PM

True dat, yo. Weerrrd.

And those bands aren't boy bands, although they are made up of men. Boy bands are things like N*Suck and Backstreet Boys and such.

The bands you've listed are just irritating wanna-be rap-metal, used to be good but is now crap metal, and in '98 (or so) the Offspring were decent punk-rock. I don't know whats happened with them since then. I just own what methinks is their first album, but I never researched it.

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Posted 29 February 2004 - 07:44 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Feb 27 2004, 01:22 AM)
I say we kill the following:

-looktothesky

Heeeeey!!

I picked "Move To Canada" too, because that seems to be the norm at the moment. Heeeyyy! Let's emigrate to Canada!!! Make it a new Belgium!!! (because we all know what's heppening down THERE... wink.gif )
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Posted 01 March 2004 - 12:28 AM

I chose the jello one. Altho, if you've played Space Quest 3, you know that jello can be quite harmful (ie. you can be trapped forever in it)
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Posted 01 March 2004 - 03:36 PM

Oh no! You know what I hink of Belgium.

Also, except for the above mentioned thing, I don't know what's going on in Belgium.

I think SQ3 was the one where I kept getting eaten by the giant carniverous mushroom... although in retrospect that could have been <i>any</i> Space Quest game... I just loved finding the 8000 different ways to die in those games.
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Posted 01 March 2004 - 07:27 PM

QUOTE (Heccubus @ Feb 27 2004, 09:07 AM)
What about people who can't spell "soccer"?wink.gif

SOCCAR FOREVAR
:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

YOU TRUNNA STAHT ME?!?

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Posted 01 March 2004 - 08:08 PM

QUOTE (looktothesky @ Feb 29 2004, 07:44 PM)
QUOTE (barend @ Feb 27 2004, 01:22 AM)
I say we kill the following:

-looktothesky

Heeeeey!!

I picked "Move To Canada" too, because I'm in love with Barend

you don't say wink.gif
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Posted 02 March 2004 - 05:30 PM

The Offspring's first album was simply entitled "The Offspring" (it was followed by "Ignition", "Smash"--their best work--and then the somewhat enjoyable "Ixnay On The Hombre"), and trust me, they went bad long before 1998 came around.
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Posted 02 March 2004 - 08:02 PM

i have never liked them for the following reasons;

1. the called themselves punk, but didn't sound anything like punk.
2. Dexter Holland has no charisma.
3. When asked they didn't know who 'the who' were.
4. Maximum Rock and Roll Magazine said they were punk but said that the Dead Kennedys we NOT punk and consiquentially resulted in Jello Biafra (the godfather of PUNK) having his legs broken by a bunch of Offspring fans at an offspring concert.
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It was always fasionable at the time to say that greenday wasn't punk, but GD were a million times more punk than offspring will ever be.
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