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QUOTE (civilian_number_two @ Feb 1 2008, 02:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So toilets carry diabetes?
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(also: Four pages! Almost there! Let's make this a winner!)
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Posted 01 February 2008 - 05:42 PM
Speaking of toilet seats, I have one hanging on my wall. I collect stuff I find on the side of the road that wouldn't normally be there, like this one time I found a TV.
We're whalers on the moon
We carry a harpoon
But there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales
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Posted 01 February 2008 - 06:03 PM
I still want to know who invisiblified it. The only moderators who aren't spoken for are Chyld as part of the news desk, Despondent, and ChefElf/Carlos 9... Oh, and the never-around K1NGWARREN.
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Posted 01 February 2008 - 09:17 PM
Did the person who invisibled the topic wear glasses?
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Posted 01 February 2008 - 11:21 PM
QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Feb 1 2008, 03:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And yeah, keeping this thread going would be a rare thing indeed, like when me and Slade turned some of Hannibals debate club rantings into actual debates.
Or like that time that you were necroposting in the news desk as part of a spam war, so you could increase your post count without being noticed.
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Posted 01 February 2008 - 11:45 PM
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Or like that time that you were necroposting in the news desk as part of a spam war, so you could increase your post count without being noticed.
J'accuse!
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And sing a whaling tune
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Posted 02 February 2008 - 02:08 AM
Hmmm a bit quick to accuse eh old Simewise eh eh wink wink, nudge nudge say no more if you know what I mean... Surely one with such a post count neednt accuse others with smaller post counts of mispostery... After all, what sins does your squeaky clean cloak of DECEPTION hide?
Notice that deception is capped. Surely you must have done some awful things to get such a high post count, especially if it justifies capitalized deception.
Notice that deception is capped. Surely you must have done some awful things to get such a high post count, especially if it justifies capitalized deception.
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Posted 02 February 2008 - 08:07 AM
QUOTE (Slade @ Feb 1 2008, 11:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I still want to know who invisiblified it. The only moderators who aren't spoken for are Chyld as part of the news desk, Despondent, and ChefElf/Carlos 9... Oh, and the never-around K1NGWARREN.
The plot thickens! We have a rouge moderator in our midst!
QUOTE (arien @ Jun 29 2008, 03:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.
That is one badass baby.
That is one badass baby.
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Posted 02 February 2008 - 02:30 PM
I think I am either a noir moderator or a bleu.
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Posted 02 February 2008 - 09:42 PM
Yes I made a stupid spelling error but I'm dyslexic, would you mock a man in a wheelchair for his disability? 
QUOTE (arien @ Jun 29 2008, 03:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.
That is one badass baby.
That is one badass baby.
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Posted 02 February 2008 - 09:53 PM
Well if it was that guy in Red Dragon you totally could.
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Posted 03 February 2008 - 03:12 AM
Casual, I wasn't mocking you or any disability; I was mocking the typo itself. Typos are common yet in no way unmockable.
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Posted 03 February 2008 - 09:18 AM
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Well if it was that guy in Red Dragon you totally could.
True.
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Casual, I wasn't mocking you or any disability; I was mocking the typo itself. Typos are common yet in no way unmockable.
I know I was just pulling out the "angry dyslexic guy" routine I use whenever I'm wrong.
QUOTE (arien @ Jun 29 2008, 03:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.
That is one badass baby.
That is one badass baby.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 10:02 PM
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Hmmm a bit quick to accuse eh old Simewise eh eh wink wink, nudge nudge say no more if you know what I mean... Surely one with such a post count neednt accuse others with smaller post counts of mispostery... After all, what sins does your squeaky clean cloak of DECEPTION hide?
Notice that deception is capped. Surely you must have done some awful things to get such a high post count, especially if it justifies capitalized deception.
Notice that deception is capped. Surely you must have done some awful things to get such a high post count, especially if it justifies capitalized deception.
Contrary to your opinion, I've never taken part in any post wars. My high post count it due to a period when I had a lot of free time, not much to do with it and a lot to talk about. These days I have more to do and less to say, so I've slowed down considerably.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 11:43 PM
Casual- If anything, judging from 2 or 3 of them I've known, you dyslexics are unfairly GOOD at spelling, or at least better than ninety fuck percent of the internet.
Sime- Or were you... Or. Were.... you? You seem awfully quick to declare your innocence... Like a groundskeeper with a white sheet under his coat and a map marking an abandoned silver mine near where the mystery van is parked.
Suspicious, to say the least.
Sime- Or were you... Or. Were.... you? You seem awfully quick to declare your innocence... Like a groundskeeper with a white sheet under his coat and a map marking an abandoned silver mine near where the mystery van is parked.
Suspicious, to say the least.
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.