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Customer glued to toilet seat sues Home Depot Saturday, November 5, 2005

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Posted 07 November 2005 - 09:18 AM

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Posted 10 November 2005 - 05:34 PM

oops... it'll return though.
(i just couldn't handle it being stretched)

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Revan- That's a horrible thing to do, and I almost wish you'd done it to the wrong cat so that after fatcat was done taking her vengeance on you I could run you through.


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Posted 10 November 2005 - 06:08 PM

sorry jm, i have a knack for talking about doing horrible things because i think super incredibly horrible things are funny, but of course i wouldnt do them and i frown on anybody who does them.
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Posted 12 November 2005 - 06:20 PM

Yah Revan you and I have made up some pretty sick stuff like stabbing someone to death with a thumbtack...
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Posted 13 November 2005 - 12:41 AM

Dude! I wish I had a pic of a guy with a toilet seat stuck to his ass, and then at the bottom it said PWND. That would be pricless.

....15 mins though? If he's sewing home depot for that? Then Im gunna have to sue Burger king for making me throw up when I was little! Damn chicken nuggets.
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Posted 23 January 2008 - 09:06 AM

QUOTE (Grievous_X @ Nov 13 2005, 12:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Dude! I wish I had a pic of a guy with a toilet seat stuck to his ass, and then at the bottom it said PWND. That would be pricless.

....15 mins though? If he's sewing home depot for that? Then Im gunna have to sue Burger king for making me throw up when I was little! Damn chicken nuggets.


If you'll ever have a pictures like that please share it with us. I would love to see it too. devil.gif
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Posted 23 January 2008 - 04:55 PM

What the hell, dude? Did you really need to resurrect a NEWS thread that was over two years old?
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Posted 23 January 2008 - 05:25 PM

Well, I hadn't read this one so wow. Talk about dumb opportunism. He's suing a company for taking 15 minutes to respond to a non-emergent issue that was not their fault?

Also I call shenannigans. Superglue doesn't even stay sticky very long, and enough of it to hold a guy to a toilet seat would make his eyes water the moment he opened the stall. I think he did it himself, with an accomplice to remove the telltale bottle. I'd like to see how this ended.
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Posted 23 January 2008 - 08:12 PM

QUOTE (great @ Jan 23 2008, 09:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If you'll ever have a pictures like that please share it with us. I would love to see it too. devil.gif


Uh, yeah... last post by Greeves there was 14 Nov 2005. I'm not sure he'll see that request.
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Posted 28 January 2008 - 08:55 AM

QUOTE (Grievous_X @ Nov 13 2005, 12:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Dude! I wish I had a pic of a guy with a toilet seat stuck to his ass, and then at the bottom it said PWND. That would be pricless.

....15 mins though? If he's sewing home depot for that? Then Im gunna have to sue Burger king for making me throw up when I was little! Damn chicken nuggets.


You're right. It will be priceless. If you'll find one please share it with us. I would love to see a picture like that. rolleyes.gif
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Posted 29 January 2008 - 02:31 AM

Um? Any special reason to hide responses to this topic?
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Posted 29 January 2008 - 06:48 AM

I dunno. Maybe because it was raised from the dead? I didn't do it...
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Posted 29 January 2008 - 05:22 PM

wait... didn't i respond to the late response on this?


wtf?


have i been censored for some reason?
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Posted 29 January 2008 - 07:22 PM

Me too. It's bewildering.
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Posted 30 January 2008 - 01:17 AM

my post here required research too... there were dates and facts.

God damn it! WTF?!?

this is a bloody outrage

I'M AS MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT!!!

I'M AS MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT!!!

I'M AS MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT!!!
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