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Customer glued to toilet seat sues Home Depot Saturday, November 5, 2005

#31 Slade

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Posted 30 January 2008 - 06:21 AM

Skiddly dee bop NO! ? We're not gonna take it any mooooooooorrrrrre?

Seriously, though, other head moderators, please at least let us know what you're doing when you decide to nuke our posts. Otherwise you just make things worse.

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Posted 30 January 2008 - 07:29 AM

You think I should just make them visible again, or is there some mystery here? Should we "delete" the whole topic? I have been waiting for the mystery mod to come in and just say "I hate necroposting," even though of course the business of what happened made for more posting in the end.

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Posted 30 January 2008 - 11:23 AM

There may be a mystery, but we drive the technicolor hippy van. I'm going to bring back the posts and see if we can start a fight with whoever did it to begin with.

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Posted 30 January 2008 - 12:31 PM

I'd be curious to see who went ahead and did it too. I hate necromancy as much as the next brooding, cynical internet user, but I don't normally remove offending posts after everyone's started replying to the topic. If I get there before anyone else replies, I toss out the resurrector's post so that it can quietly drift back into the archives with no one noticing but....

Yeah weird.

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Posted 30 January 2008 - 02:47 PM

It was the groundskeeper all along Slade! He wanted to get to the silver mine under this post!!

Also to those wanting pictures, you are aware that just writing "pwned" on a photo of something bad happening doesnt make it comedy gold, right?

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Posted 30 January 2008 - 07:32 PM

Also, why isn't this thread at the top of the list of threads in this forum? It was my understanding that new stuff goes on top.

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Posted 30 January 2008 - 07:33 PM

No. That's a secret kept for when one turns 13.

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Posted 30 January 2008 - 08:16 PM

Necromansy is a victimless crime in a sticky thread only section.

it gets listed as most recent in the main section but outside of that, it still sits on page 3 million or something.

necromancy sometimes yeilds good results if it is a worthy thread. this was not such a thread, but the fact remains that necromancy requires no cover up. it happens, we roll our eyes, make a few replies, and let it float down the river into obscurity again... this isn't AD&D people. We don't need to call our local paladin with +4 mace of post purging to fight every zombie thread that gets up and occasionally moans.

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Posted 31 January 2008 - 04:00 AM

What really annoys me is that I wanted to post here a week or so ago but I thought "no that’s inappropriate its a dead thread", in short I agree with civ this is a crock you couldn’t fail to notice if you sat down in super glue and it doesn’t stick instantly.

QUOTE (arien @ Jun 29 2008, 03:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.

That is one badass baby.

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Posted 31 January 2008 - 07:35 AM

Firstly, my reply was to JM. Question mark double exclamation point snuck a post in before I did which rendered mine out of context.

Secondly, Barend's right in that the only way to see that there were new posts here is to look at the top of the main page, since nothing gets bumped in this section of the Night Life, so necromancy doesn't matter much.

Lastly, maybe we could get a follow-up to this? I'm a little curious to see how badly the guy got his unstuck ass kicked in court.

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Posted 31 January 2008 - 09:40 PM

I just want to see if we can legitimately get this thread up to six pages.

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Posted 01 February 2008 - 01:29 AM

I shall scour google for toilet seat ass suits. However, when I emerge in some bizare fetish website Im giving your email to their mailing list, Slade.

And yeah, keeping this thread going would be a rare thing indeed, like when me and Slade turned some of Hannibals debate club rantings into actual debates.

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Posted 01 February 2008 - 01:50 AM

TOILET SEAT MAN WAS IN A COMA OH NOES! feel free to post this to the main or just leave it as a foot note. He says the toilet seat gave him diabetes.

http://www.rockymoun...5705951,00.html

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- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.

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Posted 01 February 2008 - 02:10 AM

That's awesome. So toilets carry diabetes? I'm no scientist, but yadda yadda.

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Posted 01 February 2008 - 07:04 AM

He suffered reoccurring nightmares? I'm sure it must be terrifying to dream of suing someone over something outlandish, or of being stuck in a completely safe public place during normal work hours due to idiocy.

And the article says that he went into a diabetic coma over the course of the ordeal, presumably because he was busy sticking to a toilet seat to regulate his blood sugar. Of course, I don't know what he'd do if he were wandering around home depot instead of stuck on a toilet, though. I don't think they even have a candy isle at the checkout counter there.

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