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Obi Wan is not human I finally figured it out...

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Posted 03 November 2005 - 10:32 AM

Obi Wan is not human. Here's why:

In episode 2 he jumps out of a hundred storey window with enough momentum to catch on to an assasin droid.

The droid tries to shake him by smashing him into a wall at an assumed speed of 60 miles an hour or what ever the Coruscant traffic speed limit is. He still hangs on.

He duels with Jango Fett later on and gets shot by Slave 1's cannons and walks away.

In Episode 3 he gets crushed by what looks like a few tonnes of metal and does not even mention it.

He gets shot off a cliff side while riding his giant lizard and falls what looks like half a mile landing in shallow water and he is OK.

He can walk and run in volcanic soil and lava flows and not ignite.

Under the weight of such evidence, what else can you conclude?

I submit that everytime the PT fails us is when we fail to suspend disbelief.

Whenever we say, "What the heck just happened?", GL spoiled the ride for us.
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Posted 03 November 2005 - 11:41 AM

With CGI, you can right your own rules.
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Posted 03 November 2005 - 11:47 AM

Obi Wan is actually a product of SkyNet.
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Posted 03 November 2005 - 12:22 PM

QUOTE (diligent_d @ Nov 3 2005, 12:47 PM)
Obi Wan is actually a product of SkyNet.


Obi Wan is a Terminator.

T4 / Rise of the Jedi
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