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Happ Birthday Chefelf Our Host turns 28 today.

#1 Laughlyn

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Post icon Posted 02 November 2005 - 07:18 PM

Madam Corvax wanted to be the one to post this, but sadly she's AFK for a few days, so since it's technically his birthday on this side of the pond, we'll kick things off a little early.

So without further stalling for page space, I ask you ladies and gents to raise your glasses (those of you without them can run to the kitchen\fridge\bar\off-license), and toast the host.

Happy birthday Nate, may next 28 years be even better than the past.

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Posted 02 November 2005 - 07:34 PM

Happ Birthday!

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Posted 02 November 2005 - 07:45 PM

Happy 28th Birthday our Lord and Host. You'll get a birthday present from me, maybe not on time, but you'll get one, both to celebrate your 28th earth year (how many dog years is that? Or elven years?) and to thank for all the time I've spent here, no doubt costing you oodles and oodles of money.
For 28 more years (and preferably more)

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Posted 02 November 2005 - 08:02 PM

Happy birthday! If it weren't for you, none of us would be here.

...'Cause, you know, these forums wouldn't exist and stuff...

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Posted 02 November 2005 - 08:10 PM

Happy birthday! Yes, thank you very much for existing for another year. This forum is, indeed, the center of my social life.

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Posted 02 November 2005 - 08:43 PM

CRAP! i knew it was someones birthday around today when i looked at the calander...

i was going to do something special... i don't know what, but the important thing is that i totally forgot...

screw it... i'll make it up to you at christmas...

so
well... happy 28th birthday!!!

thanks for having me! thanks for creating this place! thanks for trusting me as HEAD ANCHOR of the crappy news forum (I know i'm not Head Anchor, i just like to tell myself that to feel important).

thanks for all the other stuff

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Posted 02 November 2005 - 08:48 PM

Happy Birthday... Yippee! Hooray for the man and or elf who has made ninety-five percent of my social life possible.

Want a Tarot reading?

PM me, we'll talk.

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Posted 02 November 2005 - 09:04 PM

Happy Birthday Chefelf.

May we continue to waste your bandwidth through happy times so we can celebrate the next one.

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Posted 02 November 2005 - 09:49 PM

Happy Birthday Chefelf. For a test board, I'd say that this has been a great success.

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Posted 02 November 2005 - 10:26 PM

Happy Birthday, Chef. Just one more SW movie and you'd make the Entertainment Weekly birthdays list for sure.

Thanks for giving us bashers a place to vent. Next time I get trashed and watch rots it'll be in your honor. Louis just wants a treat.

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Posted 02 November 2005 - 11:19 PM

Happy Birthday to Chefelf! Huzzah!!! And thank you for providing us all with an amazing forum.

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Posted 03 November 2005 - 01:09 AM

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Posted 03 November 2005 - 04:31 AM

Thanks for years of hilarity on L&E, for showing the world that at least the first two of the new trilogy suck arse, for getting me to rent Deathstalker 2 (Best video I ever rented!) and for the whole forums thing. Without you and your forums I never could have wrote Glamis, and wouldn't have started Jelly Pufflemur either. Also, I never would have fathered the man who will lead us against the machines in the machine wars* of 2057.

*The machine wars were actually about the taxation of traderoutes, but they were fought by machines, so they're called the machine wars for some reason.

Now let us all pick up the traditional non-descript objects of Chefelf's birthday.

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