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Humans vs. Animals Which would you prefer?

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Posted 30 October 2005 - 10:18 AM

Who here thinks animals are, in some ways, better then people, and vice versa?
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Posted 30 October 2005 - 12:26 PM

Trees are the best. Except for tropical trees. Those are just oversized houseplants.
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Posted 30 October 2005 - 12:40 PM

I love humanity, but I hate what some people do. Some animals are very nice to have around, and there's far more variety since we're open to different species.

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Posted 30 October 2005 - 12:54 PM

Agh, no. I can't stand tropical trees. Just... ick.
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Posted 30 October 2005 - 02:02 PM

Animals are better at killing stuff. Why'd our ancestors have to trade claws and fur for brains?
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Posted 30 October 2005 - 04:56 PM

Animals aren't better at killing stuff. With the collective knowledge in the realm of killing, destroying, and ruining, humans top out any animal on this planet. Humans can adapt to different environments to combat any animal. We usually use technology to aid in our killing.
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Posted 30 October 2005 - 06:56 PM

Animals live with in their means. Humans don't.
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Posted 30 October 2005 - 06:58 PM

well...

you know how dogs don't deficate or urinate on a lawn that has bottles of water on it...?

that's because dogs, for all the greif they recieve about licking thier balls, and eating vomit, at least have the decency to not pollute fresh water...

if only humans were half as good as that.
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Posted 30 October 2005 - 07:22 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Oct 30 2005, 08:58 PM)
that's because dogs, for all the greif they recieve about licking thier balls, and eating vomit, at least have the decency to not pollute fresh water...


I laughed for minutes and minutes.


By the way, does the bottle of water actually works?
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Posted 30 October 2005 - 08:33 PM

QUOTE (Zatoichi @ Oct 30 2005, 05:56 PM)
Animals aren't better at killing stuff.  With the collective knowledge in the realm of killing, destroying, and ruining, humans top out any animal on this planet.  Humans can adapt to different environments to combat any animal.  We usually use technology to aid in our killing.


Pfft... we're wimps. We need guns to kill stuff. Recently added onto my "List of things to do before I die" is kill a large predator with only a sword and/or bow and/or lance. This comes after being in a riot, but before skydiving...
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Posted 30 October 2005 - 08:55 PM

This would make more sense as a poll than WWW.
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Posted 30 October 2005 - 09:01 PM

... what? I think you posted under the wrong thread, buddy.
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Posted 30 October 2005 - 09:47 PM

QUOTE (Coco @ Oct 30 2005, 07:22 PM)
I laughed for minutes and minutes.
By the way, does the bottle of water actually works?


yeah. and it IS because they won't take a dump near fresh water...
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Posted 30 October 2005 - 10:19 PM

Well, it STILL sounds funny.
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Posted 31 October 2005 - 03:07 AM

Floppy. You're a wimp for using any weapon to kill then. Sneak up behind that deer, leap on it, and tear its neck open with your throat. Or don't call people wimps like it's a bad thing. tongue.gif
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