The WWW Game Who Would Win?
#107
Posted 11 November 2005 - 08:40 AM
Resistance is futile. The Cylons will be assimilated. Tell us what Cylons are.
On that note...
Targ vs. Sehlat
On that note...
Targ vs. Sehlat
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#108
Posted 11 November 2005 - 09:43 AM
QUOTE (Mirithorn @ Nov 11 2005, 08:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Resistance is futile. The Cylons will be assimilated. Tell us what Cylons are.
Hmm, robots assimilating robots... Can't we all just get along and destroy humanity?
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#113
Posted 11 November 2005 - 05:45 PM
Well, if the vampires tried to suck the zombies' blood they wouldn't get anywhere, because zombies don't need blood, and then the zombies would turn into super vampire zombies and would eat the vampires brains....
So zombies.
Salt vs. Sugar?
So zombies.
Salt vs. Sugar?
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#115
Posted 11 November 2005 - 05:55 PM
Zoe 101 is the one with the freakish girl who thinks she's smart and goes to a boarding school and claims to have problems but doesn't really, oh I hate her so much, and I ended up throwing things at the TV until my friend turned it off?
ANYTHING beats that.
Otal's Egyptian-looking avatar vs. Otal's cat
ANYTHING beats that.
Otal's Egyptian-looking avatar vs. Otal's cat
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#118
Posted 12 November 2005 - 11:46 AM
The ability to consistantly use the third person no matter who you're talking about could probably confuse the chainsaw wielding maniac for a while, I suppose, but then they'd probably forget about it and chop everyone to pieces anyway, only maybe they'd chop themself to pieces as well, because they'd get confused over who they were trying to attack because they were all referred to with the same pronoun.
Pine vs. oak.
Pine vs. oak.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#120
Posted 12 November 2005 - 12:37 PM
Present day, Jesus's followers could beat up Hitler's followers, though in some cases they're the same person, which would be amusing to watch anyway. Both of the actual people are dead, but when they were alive, I'll bet Jesus would still win a one on one barehanded duel to the death with Hitler. He seemed to be a bit more physically fit. Unless, of course, you assume that the contest has already taken place, in which case Hitler already one- he managed to kill Jesus before he was even born! That's some skill!
Cold vs. wet
Cold vs. wet
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"