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Israel no more? :(

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Posted 07 November 2005 - 10:04 AM

Yeah that sort of stuff will happen when you live in the desert for a thousand years or so. Though that rule sounds more like menstruation than cuts. I don't know how it would make sense otherwise. And touch probably isn't something like a brush on the shoulder.

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Posted 10 November 2005 - 07:35 PM

It means having sex with a girl while she is having her period.
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Posted 10 November 2005 - 08:02 PM

It'd be awkward and messy and a bit gross, but I don't think it's stuck outside of the camp for a week material.
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Posted 10 November 2005 - 09:56 PM

Remember this was before they really knew anything about disinfectant and stuff. God probably thought it was a better idea to be safe than sorry. tongue.gif
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Posted 11 November 2005 - 01:52 AM

Wow this topic reallly went off topic , even for me lol
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Posted 11 November 2005 - 12:36 PM

Yeah, a lot of that stuff really needs to be looked at in the context of when it was written and where to understand the teachings behind it...
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Posted 22 November 2005 - 04:59 PM

It's like that in Judaism and Islam as well. Judaism actually has commands set down by god (Kosher) about how to prepare food and how to wash your damn dishes.

It makes sense though given how simple the people must have been at the time. You could either tell them that eating an animal that lives in its own shit is unsanitary and will make you sick and thus be burned at the stake, or you can tell them that God told you to tell them not to eat pigs, in which case you become a prophet.

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Posted 23 November 2005 - 01:49 AM

In conclusion, all religions suck, but because other religions have virtually stopped governing their people (ie the western world) they've advanced and the Mid East has remained loseresk because of Islam's claim on it.

Thats the bottom line cause stonecold said so.
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Posted 23 November 2005 - 02:13 PM

Join Imaginism, its mine and Chyld's latest venture. A religion, that is not total shit, assholes making money, wearing big hats, or the like.

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Posted 23 November 2005 - 02:30 PM

Well, sometimes they try to install more theocracies, like say, the Bush administration, but thankfully in the modern world the majority of people realize that it just isn't a good idea to be ruled by a religion. When laws are passed that favor one religion over another they seem to get shot down and will continue to do so. *crosses fingers*

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Posted 23 November 2005 - 02:50 PM

Such as the penal laws?
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Posted 23 November 2005 - 04:51 PM

Such as a Constitutional Ammendment to ban Gay Marriage? Such as a former Constututional Ammendment to ban the sale of alcohol?

The American people are good at shouting that shit down, yes ...
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Posted 23 November 2005 - 04:54 PM

Sorry, that was me. I made that ID a little while back to make a joke, then didn't bother with the joke. Don't know how I came to be signed in as it.

Anyway, that.
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Posted 23 November 2005 - 05:10 PM

QUOTE (wicket @ Nov 23 2005, 09:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Such as a Constitutional Ammendment to ban Gay Marriage?

I was unaware that homosexuality was a religion...
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Posted 23 November 2005 - 11:29 PM

Homosexualism is the dominant religion in my state. It's now illegal to have conventional sex without at least two different orifices being involved, and heterosexual marriage is outlawed. It kind of sucks.

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