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#181 User is offline   Dan_N_GameZ Icon

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Posted 21 January 2008 - 01:14 AM

I wonder if you have anything to say about Dream Theater.

Also, here's an easy one: Rob Zombie.

Aaand, I'm curious about what you would say about Paradise Lost and Children of Bodom.
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Posted 24 January 2008 - 11:54 PM

Ugh, Rob Zombie. Whenever I listen to him I think an angry little midget is yelling at me.
We're whalers on the moon
We carry a harpoon
But there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales
And sing a whaling tune

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Posted 28 January 2008 - 06:48 PM

QUOTE (Toaster @ Jan 20 2008, 10:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Panic! at the Disco( I couldn't get dates because I didn't like this pansy band)


Probably for the best. honestly.
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Posted 29 January 2008 - 06:45 AM

Anyone who listens to Panic At The Disco (they stopped using the exclamation mark, because punctuated band names aren't cool anymore or something) officially surrenders all hope for ever having any kind of relationship with anyone except other Panic At The Disco fans. Unfortunately, their fanbase is made up primarily of greasy, teenaged emo boys and twelve year old girls. Their kind is a doomed race.

Rob Zombie achieved great things with White Zombie, but as a solo artist all he's done is remake Astro-Creep 2000 three times over. His music, like his forays into film, is shoddy, overproduced, and poorly written.

If you expect me to talk about Dream Theater you can just go back and look at whatever I've said so far about every other dumbshit prog-metal band that you people have mentioned so far. They all sound exactly the fucking same, and substitute self-indulgent noodling and asinine technicality for actual talent.

That aPatT thing is by far the worst fucking band in the history of everything. Their vocalist sounds like a retarded rodent, and while I'm sure they think that using lo-fi production values and lousy mastering makes them sound all "indie" or whatever, it just makes them sound like fucking shit.

Monster Magnet are shining examples of when it's time to just fucking quit. They've existed since 1989, and have drifted along on nearly 20 years of solid mediocrity.

Tsunami Bomb are just Tilt. See, Tilt were okay. Acceptable pop punk, nothing in particular that was all that offensive. Tilt weren't that bad. Tsunami Bomb sounds exactly like Tilt. The only thing I can give them is that their singer was hot. The fact that they broke up is by no means a loss to the music industry, though it has, unfortunately, resulted in two MORE lousy bands to deal with: The Action Design and the next inductee to the "We really couldn't think of a better name. Sorry" club, Nothington.

Less Than Jake is a ska/punk band. Are you fucking stupid? Did we not fucking cover this? I already explained that any and all ska/punk bands are fucking useless, and that it was pointless to keep suggesting them. I'm ignoring you if you post any more bands here.

I'm sure the bumbling retards in Bomb The Music Industry! think their name is really clever, and totally critical and shit, but really it's just evidence that these assclowns aren't even worth bothering with. Listening to their music, similarly, is a complete fucking waste of time. This is the kind of shit that high school kids who don't know any better listen to. Then they get to college, discover Pavement, and throw their Bomb The Music Industry (I'm not writing that fucking exclamation point anymore.) CDs in the fucking trash where they belong. That goes for any other band signed to Asian Man Records too.

World/Inferno Friendship Society I'm ignoring, because it's just another example of you not fucking reading anything before this.

I've never heard, or heard of, Paradise Lost, but with a name that phenomenally bad, I can tell you now that I won't like them. I'm sure they think they're very gloomy and dark, and I'm sure their hilarious fanbase probably agrees, but I would be inclined to just call them a bunch of pretentious assholes who probably play some kind of gloom n doom / goth metal type of thing that is laughably overwrought and dripping with horrible lyricism and other metal clichés.

Children of Bodom have one song. It's that one that's really fast, with some crazy noodly guitar riff. Then Alexi growls and screams some ridiculous shit. Then some crazy noodly guitar solo. Then some crazy noodly keyboard solo. And then it's finally over, and I either feel like a part of me just died, or like chewing my fingers off one by one.

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Posted 30 January 2008 - 06:48 AM

I like how there's an advertisement for Willie Nelson at the bottom of this page.
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Posted 30 January 2008 - 12:03 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Jan 30 2008, 06:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I like how there's an advertisement for Willie Nelson at the bottom of this page.

I don't even remember what Google ads look like anymore.
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Posted 03 February 2008 - 01:17 AM

Eric Clapton

Violent Femmes

Prince
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Posted 06 February 2008 - 09:48 AM

Ick... I get a bad taste in my mouth when I think of the Violent Femmes. Thanks Ex-GF!
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Posted 11 March 2008 - 07:17 AM

Eric Clapton:
Fuck you, you coked out, "boo hoo my son died and now I'm going to milk it for the next decade with every whiny acoustic ballad I write" fucking rock star piece of shit. I hate Clapton. I always have. I don't mind some tracks by Cream, but aside from that I can't stand a single fucking thing he's ever lent his overrated six string masturbating to.

Violent Femmes:
HAY GUYZ. CHECK OUT HOW QUIRKY AND FUNNY WE ARE. AM I RITE?
Seriously, their schtick got old after the first album. I hear "Blister In the Sun" get played at work (work being a grocery store) all the time, and while I used to love the song it has become an excrutiating listening experience to me. The nasally vocals, the lazy acoustic strumming...this is the kind of shit that a college freshman who thinks he knows everything about music listens to. And I'd know because I used to be that college freshman who listened to this shit.

Prince:
Hey. Prince. We get it. You're fucking weird. The name changes, the overt sexuality, the hairy-chested partial nudity, the women's clothing, the grating falsetto, the elaborate costumes, that stupid fucking guitar. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a good slab of Prince's 80s output, but Jesus fucking Christ this guy irritates me.
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Posted 11 March 2008 - 10:54 AM

Jimi Hendrix?
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Posted 11 March 2008 - 06:16 PM

Tears for Fears if we haven't done it.

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Posted 16 March 2008 - 05:43 PM

Dunno if these have been done before or not, but it's very probable:

The big four of thrash metal: Metallica, Megadeth, Anthrax, and Slayer.
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Posted 30 May 2008 - 01:31 AM

If they haven't been done:

Chuck Berry, Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Bob Marley and the Wailers, The Sex Pistols (yeah, I know, an easy one, I could probably do this one myself), Black Sabbath, Weird Al Yankovic, Dead Kennedys, Living Colour, Mike Oldfield, PRESS PLAY ON TAPE.

Hopefull that will keep Hec busy if he ever comes back...
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Posted 08 June 2008 - 08:23 PM

I'm in a vaguely-Irish-sounding rut, and need someone to snap me out of it.

Flogging Molly
Dropkick Murphys
Street Dogs
Pogues.
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Posted 09 June 2008 - 01:45 AM

I got some more ammo for ya:

Judas Priest
Iron Maiden
Black Sabbath
Megadeth
Slayer
Joe Satriani
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Deep Purple
Blue Oyster Cult
Queen
Boston
Pantera
Pink Floyd
ZZ Top
Rammstein
Rush
Stevie Ray Vaughan
Van Halen
The Who
Michael Jackson
Guns N' Roses
DragonForce
Aerosmith
AC/DC
Billy Joel
Led Zeppelin
Foghat
Poison
Motley Crue
The Beatles
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