QUOTE (StantheGarbageMan @ Oct 25 2005, 05:29 PM)
Well, it fully depends on weather you are a creationist or a evolutionist, but the result is basically the same.
You see, if you are a creationist, then you beleive that God/Allah/Yahweh created all life on earth, including the first chicken, who later laid the first egg. The egg couldn't have been created first becuase there would be no chicken to help hatch it.
However, if you are an evolutionist, then you belive the chicken evolved from some other creature (just to make things easier, let's call it the 'Saber-Toothed Chickasaurus'). As the Saber-Toothed Chickasaurus evolved into it's fat, finger-lickin' good predecessor, it would have laid an egg that hatched and brought forth upon the world the first chicken. The egg did not come first becuase it was the last Saber-Toothed Chickasaurus egg, not the first chicken egg.
Or, if you had listened to what I said there would be the third and fourth options. The third is a person who believes that God created everything to run about how scientists have figured stuff out. The fourth is that God created everything, and it all evolved from there. Of course, since it is number three, everything else is irrelevant. Though, perhaps if you disagree we could take this to the God topic in the Debate Club. That way I could whoop your ass with my far superior theories (theories mind you, not fact).
Boooo-Yahhhh!And as for the other options, salami, I don't think salami comes at all. Heccubus ... well, you're going to have to ask him that
(I should really keep my mouth shut being a virgin still and all). I am now no longer above issuing personal attacks (Does that mean I was above it before? ans. NO).
If you have read this far and have taken this post seriously, I implore you to reread it and try again. *
*Repeat this process everytime you read this post.
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>