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Which came first the chicken or the egg

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#46 User is offline   Marky Icon

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Posted 26 October 2005 - 04:07 AM

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I think the one that came first is the chicken that crossed the road

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However, if the egg was there first, someone or something made it, right? Let us say Odin made it. Does that make Odin a chicken? So, that makes the chicken was there before the egg!
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Posted 26 October 2005 - 05:30 AM

Hmm... but maybe one quality of a chicken is that it hatched from an egg. So if Odin did hatch from an egg, then the egg came first, and if he did not, then he's not a chicken.
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Posted 26 October 2005 - 06:09 AM

What if he doesn't dare to admit it?

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Posted 26 October 2005 - 08:43 AM

Heh. An egg is a fowl ball.
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Posted 26 October 2005 - 10:19 AM

*groan*
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Posted 26 October 2005 - 12:08 PM

QUOTE (floppydisk @ Oct 25 2005, 08:19 PM)
Dude, it just says "chicken" it's all-encompassing, including both domesticated and wild chickens. It's like saying "Which came first: Birds or fish?" You're not asking wether Birds, sharks, or whales came first, you're asking wether birds or fish came first.

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Posted 26 October 2005 - 01:16 PM

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Oh, erm, don't start.

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Posted 26 October 2005 - 03:52 PM

You can sell testicles for like $60,000 a piece
OH NO!!!
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Posted 26 October 2005 - 04:03 PM

I sold three of mine on saturday. sleep.gif
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Posted 26 October 2005 - 04:08 PM

QUOTE (ion eon @ Oct 26 2005, 03:52 PM)
You can sell testicles for like $60,000 a piece
you tried to buy testicles?
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Posted 26 October 2005 - 04:17 PM

I had eggs for breakfast, and chicken for lunch. So, the egg.

This guy disagrees.
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Posted 26 October 2005 - 04:19 PM

QUOTE (StantheGarbageMan @ Oct 25 2005, 05:29 PM)
Well, it fully depends on weather you are a creationist or a evolutionist, but the result is basically the same.

You see, if you are a creationist, then you beleive that God/Allah/Yahweh created all life on earth, including the first chicken, who later laid the first egg. The egg couldn't have been created first becuase there would be no chicken to help hatch it.

However, if you are an evolutionist, then you belive the chicken evolved from some other creature (just to make things easier, let's call it the 'Saber-Toothed Chickasaurus'). As the Saber-Toothed Chickasaurus evolved into it's fat, finger-lickin' good predecessor, it would have laid an egg that hatched and brought forth upon the world the first chicken. The egg did not come first becuase it was the last Saber-Toothed Chickasaurus egg, not the first chicken egg.


Or, if you had listened to what I said there would be the third and fourth options. The third is a person who believes that God created everything to run about how scientists have figured stuff out. The fourth is that God created everything, and it all evolved from there. Of course, since it is number three, everything else is irrelevant. Though, perhaps if you disagree we could take this to the God topic in the Debate Club. That way I could whoop your ass with my far superior theories (theories mind you, not fact). Boooo-Yahhhh!

And as for the other options, salami, I don't think salami comes at all. Heccubus ... well, you're going to have to ask him that devil.gif (I should really keep my mouth shut being a virgin still and all). I am now no longer above issuing personal attacks (Does that mean I was above it before? ans. NO).



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Posted 26 October 2005 - 04:55 PM

Oh, ok. after 54 rereadings I get it.
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Posted 26 October 2005 - 07:50 PM

QUOTE (Zatoichi @ Oct 26 2005, 04:19 PM)
I don't think salami comes at all. 


much like any girl dating a jock.
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Posted 26 October 2005 - 10:01 PM

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