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Well OK, your right about the neanderthals, but still, the chicken came first, so fork over your testicles! *sticks basket in your face*
Which Came First the chicken or the egg....
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 04:46 PM
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 04:49 PM
Umm, let us ask Heccubs if we has first than the egg or the chicken
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 04:50 PM
EwokHunter, please watch your grammar... What exactly did you just say?
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 05:07 PM
He says we should ask Heccubus if he was first, or the chicken or the egg. Poor salami, no one loves you...
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 05:12 PM
But he's sorry... he won't do it again... with the money from your wallet he bought his own. Somebody, vote for Salami!!
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 05:16 PM
i ... i ... pushed the wrong button. But if I could do everything over, this time, I would vote for salami.
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 05:18 PM
Yes, I understand. I voted for chicken instead of Heccubus, biggest mistake of my life.
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 07:19 PM
QUOTE (StantheGarbageMan @ Oct 25 2005, 05:29 PM)
But there's one thing the riddle leaves out: Does it mean the first DOMESTICATED chicken, or the first WILD chicken? Well the first two answered the fact that the wild chicken came first, but what of the first domesticated chicken? Well the first caveman (or Neanderthal as they prefer to be called) who first thought "round thingy from birdy butt tasty" would have taken the chicken from the wild, keep it in a makeshift pen and raise it as it's own to lay eggs for his eating pleasure, then eating the bird once it was too old to lay eggs. Thus the first domesticated chicken would have come first, as well as lay the first domesticated chicken egg, with a little help from the neanderthals, who all died out from the ever-expanding population of Cro-Magnon man except for one caveman, who died shortly afterwards of salmonella poisoning from eating too many raw eggs.
So basically, any way you slice it, the chicken came first. I now own your testicles. *passes around testicle collection basket*
So basically, any way you slice it, the chicken came first. I now own your testicles. *passes around testicle collection basket*
Dude, it just says "chicken" it's all-encompassing, including both domesticated and wild chickens. It's like saying "Which came first: Birds or fish?" You're not asking wether Birds, sharks, or whales came first, you're asking wether birds or fish came first.
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 07:47 PM
QUOTE (EwokHunter @ Oct 25 2005, 04:40 PM)
no it means that everyone is an idiot!
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 08:00 PM
My vote is for the chicken.
Which came first, salami or pepperoni?
Which came first, salami or pepperoni?
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 09:12 PM
My vote is for Heccubus.
Please rescue me from this hell, Hecc...
Please rescue me from this hell, Hecc...
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