Which Came First the chicken or the egg....
#23
Posted 25 October 2005 - 02:43 PM
Tis the egg you damn fools. As a christian who believes in evolution the answer is quite simple. Ya bunch of dumy heads.
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"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
#25
Posted 25 October 2005 - 04:29 PM
Well, it fully depends on weather you are a creationist or a evolutionist, but the result is basically the same.
You see, if you are a creationist, then you beleive that God/Allah/Yahweh created all life on earth, including the first chicken, who later laid the first egg. The egg couldn't have been created first becuase there would be no chicken to help hatch it.
However, if you are an evolutionist, then you belive the chicken evolved from some other creature (just to make things easier, let's call it the 'Saber-Toothed Chickasaurus'). As the Saber-Toothed Chickasaurus evolved into it's fat, finger-lickin' good predecessor, it would have laid an egg that hatched and brought forth upon the world the first chicken. The egg did not come first becuase it was the last Saber-Toothed Chickasaurus egg, not the first chicken egg.
But there's one thing the riddle leaves out: Does it mean the first DOMESTICATED chicken, or the first WILD chicken? Well the first two answered the fact that the wild chicken came first, but what of the first domesticated chicken? Well the first caveman (or Neanderthal as they prefer to be called) who first thought "round thingy from birdy butt tasty" would have taken the chicken from the wild, keep it in a makeshift pen and raise it as it's own to lay eggs for his eating pleasure, then eating the bird once it was too old to lay eggs. Thus the first domesticated chicken would have come first, as well as lay the first domesticated chicken egg, with a little help from the neanderthals, who all died out from the ever-expanding population of Cro-Magnon man except for one caveman, who died shortly afterwards of salmonella poisoning from eating too many raw eggs.
So basically, any way you slice it, the chicken came first. I now own your testicles. *passes around testicle collection basket*
You see, if you are a creationist, then you beleive that God/Allah/Yahweh created all life on earth, including the first chicken, who later laid the first egg. The egg couldn't have been created first becuase there would be no chicken to help hatch it.
However, if you are an evolutionist, then you belive the chicken evolved from some other creature (just to make things easier, let's call it the 'Saber-Toothed Chickasaurus'). As the Saber-Toothed Chickasaurus evolved into it's fat, finger-lickin' good predecessor, it would have laid an egg that hatched and brought forth upon the world the first chicken. The egg did not come first becuase it was the last Saber-Toothed Chickasaurus egg, not the first chicken egg.
But there's one thing the riddle leaves out: Does it mean the first DOMESTICATED chicken, or the first WILD chicken? Well the first two answered the fact that the wild chicken came first, but what of the first domesticated chicken? Well the first caveman (or Neanderthal as they prefer to be called) who first thought "round thingy from birdy butt tasty" would have taken the chicken from the wild, keep it in a makeshift pen and raise it as it's own to lay eggs for his eating pleasure, then eating the bird once it was too old to lay eggs. Thus the first domesticated chicken would have come first, as well as lay the first domesticated chicken egg, with a little help from the neanderthals, who all died out from the ever-expanding population of Cro-Magnon man except for one caveman, who died shortly afterwards of salmonella poisoning from eating too many raw eggs.
So basically, any way you slice it, the chicken came first. I now own your testicles. *passes around testicle collection basket*
This post has been edited by StantheGarbageMan: 25 October 2005 - 04:30 PM