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#4
Posted 22 October 2005 - 10:28 PM
A raised eyebrow and a hostile glare go a long way.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#6
Posted 23 October 2005 - 12:07 AM
One of my favorites is bit overused, but:
What did you say?!
silence
That's what I thought you said.
What did you say?!
silence
That's what I thought you said.
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
#8
Posted 23 October 2005 - 01:21 PM
Seven posts and like... two comebacks... Laaaame.
A nice one that I stole that from a Garfield cartoon.
Guy asks girl out on a date:
Girl:"I'd rather go out with camel spittel than you."
Guy:"But what if your brother already has plans?"
I tend to stick to the surreal/absurd side of comebacks and win by confusion.
A nice one that I stole that from a Garfield cartoon.
Guy asks girl out on a date:
Girl:"I'd rather go out with camel spittel than you."
Guy:"But what if your brother already has plans?"
I tend to stick to the surreal/absurd side of comebacks and win by confusion.
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#9
Posted 23 October 2005 - 01:47 PM
"your face" is an amusing one. Not a good comeback, but if you're among friends it works well.
As in:
"She's very attractive."
"Your FACE is very attractive! No, wait..."
But I stick with classic death threats mostly. I tend to stutter and not think clearly when I'm angry.
Or "How dare YOU mock ME, vermin?!"
As in:
"She's very attractive."
"Your FACE is very attractive! No, wait..."
But I stick with classic death threats mostly. I tend to stutter and not think clearly when I'm angry.
Or "How dare YOU mock ME, vermin?!"
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#14
Posted 23 October 2005 - 04:05 PM
I love your creative aproach to spelling, ion.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"