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#31
Posted 23 October 2005 - 09:50 PM
Wouldn't it be "su mama"?
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#33
Posted 23 October 2005 - 10:10 PM
QUOTE (EwokHunter @ Oct 23 2005, 09:47 PM)
so does your mom
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#34
Posted 23 October 2005 - 10:26 PM
But I think it's su for everything except the first person... or possibly it's te, but I'm pretty sure it's not tu.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#37
Posted 24 October 2005 - 10:22 AM
Mirithorn: x 5. Went right over his head, too.
Otal: The fortune cookie thing - I concur. Though "in the bathroom" also works.
Just turning a sentence around on a person, regardless of what it is is fun too. Ex:
H*R: "Hey Strong Bad, is there ice cream yet?"
SB: "You're gonna need ice cream in a minute... Because... I'm gonna hit you, and you'll need the iced cream to, stop the swelling..."
It doesn't really work if someone is legitimately insulting you, of course, but again, points for confusion.
Fun way to shut down "your mom" jokes: Respond by saying "My mom's in a coma..." with a stony or depressed face. It's tough to pull off, but it's wonderful on people who you don't know.
Otal: The fortune cookie thing - I concur. Though "in the bathroom" also works.
Just turning a sentence around on a person, regardless of what it is is fun too. Ex:
H*R: "Hey Strong Bad, is there ice cream yet?"
SB: "You're gonna need ice cream in a minute... Because... I'm gonna hit you, and you'll need the iced cream to, stop the swelling..."
It doesn't really work if someone is legitimately insulting you, of course, but again, points for confusion.
Fun way to shut down "your mom" jokes: Respond by saying "My mom's in a coma..." with a stony or depressed face. It's tough to pull off, but it's wonderful on people who you don't know.
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#38
Posted 24 October 2005 - 12:27 PM
"Your Mom" comebacks are the greatest.
But given my sharpness of wit and quickness of thought, my comebacks usually consist of saying "Rarrr." and making a face at the person. I am so clev0r.
But given my sharpness of wit and quickness of thought, my comebacks usually consist of saying "Rarrr." and making a face at the person. I am so clev0r.
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....We'd be lying though.
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#39
Posted 24 October 2005 - 12:49 PM
I did that kind of thing from around ages eight to twelve. I would growl or hiss at people when they pissed me off or just to get a laugh.
...It didn't really work out that way...
...It didn't really work out that way...
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#42
Posted 24 October 2005 - 03:29 PM
#43
Posted 24 October 2005 - 03:30 PM
I am taking first year Spanish right now. I like it, i dont know much yet though you dirty Mexican<this is the flaming/comeback topic i had to through something in there, no offense though > what are you gonna do about that huh?
This post has been edited by ion eon: 24 October 2005 - 03:33 PM
OH NO!!!