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Posted 22 October 2005 - 09:52 PM

Hey, well i was thinkin of comebacks the other day and i thought of some good'uns name some of your best comebacks. thumbsup.gif
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Posted 22 October 2005 - 09:55 PM

Weeell, what are the criteria?
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Posted 22 October 2005 - 10:00 PM

anything goes i guess...make'em good though...there is nothing worse than a bad comeback angry.gif

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Posted 22 October 2005 - 10:28 PM

A raised eyebrow and a hostile glare go a long way.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 22 October 2005 - 10:45 PM

Ion Eon, to the max.

Best come back, ever biggrin.gif
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Posted 23 October 2005 - 12:07 AM

One of my favorites is bit overused, but:

What did you say?!

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That's what I thought you said.
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Posted 23 October 2005 - 09:19 AM

There was rather witty one. But I hate everyone and everything at the moment, and can't be arsed to remember.
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Posted 23 October 2005 - 01:21 PM

Seven posts and like... two comebacks... Laaaame.

A nice one that I stole that from a Garfield cartoon.
Guy asks girl out on a date:
Girl:"I'd rather go out with camel spittel than you."
Guy:"But what if your brother already has plans?"

I tend to stick to the surreal/absurd side of comebacks and win by confusion.
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Posted 23 October 2005 - 01:47 PM

"your face" is an amusing one. Not a good comeback, but if you're among friends it works well.

As in:

"She's very attractive."
"Your FACE is very attractive! No, wait..."

But I stick with classic death threats mostly. I tend to stutter and not think clearly when I'm angry.

Or "How dare YOU mock ME, vermin?!"
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 02:33 PM

Hahaha i love dissin people
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Posted 23 October 2005 - 02:37 PM

if someone uses a lame "your mom" I usually reply...Stop talkin' about moms 'cause i just got off yours. That usually stops'em dead
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Posted 23 October 2005 - 03:48 PM

lets really get this topic goin by just insulting the shit out of each other.


What's wrong ion eon, did your bisexual cat rape you last night?

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 04:01 PM

If you tlak smack about me again, I'll cut your arm off with a thumbtack and beat you with it till you die :angry:
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Posted 23 October 2005 - 04:05 PM

I love your creative aproach to spelling, ion.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 04:11 PM

I'll lock you in a closet with a pitbull i had starved for a week...
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