[Chyld]

So Marky found this and showed it to people. I had a go, and pegged it here first. Here's what happened when I had a go...

My Chyld and me (yuck!)
Funky Chyld (white boy)
Chyld strikes back (and misses, hitting a customer in the face)
Up, up and away with Chyld (only one way that's gonna happen...)
Chyld is inspiration (so that's why I don't update my site for days on end!)

Less Is More, love it or leave it (Damn skipidy!)
Passion for Less Is More (WTF? what does that even mean?)
I lost weight with Less Is More (Yes, I found it so stupid I starved myself in frustration)
Made by Less Is More (No, I made Less Is More, it didn't make... ohmigod its gained sentience... RUN!)

[EwokHunter]

It's very fun, here's a fun one:

«Fuck for a better future»

[Slade]

I like that one and think that we should.

"Let your Slade flow" (Hey, I NEED that spleen! give it back!)
"Think Slade" when you think of old tyme bike riding skulls with spindly arms.
"I wouldn't leave the house without Slade" when going to IHOP or a good rock concert.
"Food or Slade? I'll have Slade." What did I tell you about my spleen?!

[Mirithorn]

Mirithorn Is My Sport.

The Mirithorn Look

Somehow, I don't think it would sell...

[Icey]

«Death is a never ending story.»
«Everything is simple with Death.»
«The Death effect.»
«Death, your family will love you.»
«Death for your kids!»
«There's only one thing in the world I want and that is Death.»
«Be alive with Death.»
«Death - go for it!»
«I want Death and I want it now.»

[banned]

If you use: hookers, sex, pot, or anything else that sounds sick but can be used in computer speak as both singular and plural... it mostly works and comes out with funny outcomes.

[Emu]

"Emu Online." Well, duh.
"The wonder has a name: Emu." Hey, I wonder why that building's on fire.
"Emu. The power on your side." Because bad things happen to people who are not on my side.
"Have a break, have a Emu." I'll break your SKULL. Or alternately, have a grammar lesson.
"Naughty little Emu." Bwahahaha. Wait, that's a slogan, WTF?
"Step into the light with Emu." Like moths to a flame.
"Emu - You see this name, you think dirty." Okay, this site is starting to creep me out a little.
"There's only one thing in the world I want and that is Emu." I love you too, Sloganizer.
"Nothing to worry about with Emu." That's right, keep walking, nothing to see here.
"Keep going well, keep going Emu." Yeah, that's what your mom said last night.

[Otal Nimrodi]

Anyone can handle guns.
Ramadan - living innovation
The president buys murder.





And now, things about Otal:

«Otal is my sport.» And I still suck at it.

«Everyone should believe in Otal.»
Yes, you should! Malicious plot? What malicious plot?

«The goddess made Otal.»
That sounds vaguely wrong.

«There's only one true Otal!»
There better be.

«Take what you want, but leave Otal alone!»
Yeah man, hands off.


«Otal - be prepared.»
Because he sure isn't


«Otal, created by nature.»
I sure hope so.

«Saved by Otal!»
Yes! I have been saved by a clumsy american teenager.

«Otal is rolling, the others are stoned.»
He is too, but... I never said that.

This post has been edited by Otal Nimrodi: 22 October 2005 - 05:59 PM

[Mirithorn]

Do you know Mirithorn? Yes, I believe so.
The best Mirithorn in the world. And that really makes me feel special...
Who is Mirithorn? That sounds like a line out of a western movie. And as a coward, I'm keeping quiet at my end of the saloon and sipping my root beer.
Oh, my goddess, it’s a Mirithorn. What? WHERE?!
Mirithorn...whatever you want. And that's what I like to hear...
Mirithorn is good for you. DISCLAIMER: May be mentally beneficial. Nothing may be physically gained by eating her. WARNING: May cause physical and/or mental harm to anyone attempting to eat her
Get me my Mirithorn. I find it difficult to envision a situation that would fit this slogan. Perhaps Mirithorn became a noun. Like, say, maybe in the future spoons are called "Mirithorns" for reasons left unmentioned.
Mirithorn will do anything for you. Actually, I beg to differ. In fact, Mirithorn won't do anything she doesn't want to for you, most of the time. Mirithorn has a tendency to be quite stubborn.
Mirithorn- Just do it Or maybe in the future some illegal drug is named after me...
Mirithorn moments. Ahhh..*happy sigh* Remember that time Mirithorn shoved me down on the ground and didn't realize she was strangling me with my own arm for over a minute? Good times, good times...
Mirithorn’s like heaven. I fail to see the similarity. I don't have much of a problem with angel infestations, I'm not full of clouds, and most of the time, I'm not blue.

You don’t want Mirithorn as your enemy!

Ahahaha! Ahahahahahahaha!

[Otal Nimrodi]

Mirithorn moments.  Ahhh..*happy sigh*  Remember that time Mirithorn shoved me down on the ground and didn't realize she was strangling me with my own arm for over a minute?  Good times, good times...

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

This actually happened.

[Coco]

«I believe in Coco.» Good thing someone does.
«Coco is our middle name.» Wow, these guys really love me.
«Coco - go for the game.» Nah, I rather stay home and be depressed.
«Coco, just the best.» If they say so...
«Everyone should believe in Coco.» Ok, stop trying to cheer me up. By the way, Otal got this too.
«Don't get in the way of Coco.» ... and Emu got this.
«Go far with Coco.» What am I, a truck?

[Otal Nimrodi]

«You know when it's sex.» I sure hope so.

«I lost weight with sex.» Woah. That must be great sex.

«hhmmmmm... sex.» an interesting proposition. I think you may be on to something.

«There's only one thing in the world I want and that is sex.» So, you're just like everyone else?

«It must be sex.» Again, you would notice something like that.

sex, there's no better way. (to reproduce maybe, but I can think af plenty of better ways of, say... get a drink, or something of that nature.

«Get me my sex.» And supersize it!

[ion eon]

this is really bizzare thing to talk about on a Star Wars forum

[Coco]

THIS is not the Star Wars Forum.

[Zatoichi]

«Feel it - Zatoichi!» Unless your're a really hot chick, and even then probably not. (I like not having my personal space violated so suddenly)
«Zatoichi, love it or leave it.» No being just friends then I suppose ...
«Be part of Zatoichi.» No thank you I like being all of myself, unless this is like some secret organization plotting to rule the world (like Cobra)
«Zatoichi evolution.» Is probably one of the worst ways in which to evolve.
«Zatoichi? Yes please.» Maybe my mind is in the gutter, but this just sounds dirty.
«Zatoichi is forever.» Did I just gain immortality in some way shape or form?
«Zatoichi - a safe place in an unsafe world!» When did I become a place?
«Do it with Zatoichi.» Now I like this one! (I wonder what the varying degrees of success would be)
«When you say Zatoichi you've said it all.» I'm starting to get high on myself (ego boost Yay!)
«Pure Zatoichi. Pure Power.» and unbridled destruction
«Nobody does it like Zatoichi.» I prefer to think that I do everything in my own way unlike anyone else, but I know it's not true
«Zatoichi wanted.» Dead or Alive. (preferably dead)
«I wish i had a Zatoichi.» yes, I wish I had a katana diguised as a cane
«Zatoichi is a female force.» *died of laughter*
«Feel the magic of Zatoichi.» Is this supposed to be a pick up line? Is it any good?
«Zatoichi never sleeps.» That would explain so much
«The Power of Zatoichi.» Is it kind of like the Force?
«I quit smoking with Zatoichi.» But I never smoked in the first place.
«Zatoichi - now!» Don't you get snappy with me!

Sorry everyone, I went way overbaord with this.

A few really dirty ones:
«No need to worry with masturbation.» How to avoid STDs
«Up, up and away with masturbation.» Cannot say anything
«God made masturbation.» Is that blasphemous?
«Don't play with fire, play with masturbation.»
«Go to heaven with masturbation.» I suppose your virginity would remain intact
«porn's got it all!» More than you know

Alright, I'll stop now.