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Jesus, the Hippie "What If God Smoked Cannabis?"

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 07:48 PM

jesus had +4 to pois.res.
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Posted 23 October 2005 - 08:13 PM

Maybe he got ahold of some of those mushrooms that supposedly give you wisdom from the gods.
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Posted 23 October 2005 - 08:26 PM

This is the kind of crap that really makes me wanna beat someone's head in with a rusty toaster oven. Why can't people just keep a good thing good? They have to constantly find (or completly make up) some shit about 'this guy smoked pot' and 'this gives you cancer' and blah blah blah... Is the world so buttraped by evil that nobody can handle a little good? "Hey, that guy's giving money to charity to feed starving Africans! I'll bet he got that money selling crack!" And the News! 90% of the news is about deaths and shooting and all that wonderful crap, and the rest are things about cute little puppies being born that you'll never hear about again in the next 10 minutes. I say: Less Violance, More Puppies! If everyone in the world would just put down their guns and their knives and their cross-burning torches once in a while and went home to pet a cute lil' puppy, the world would be a lot better place.
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Posted 23 October 2005 - 08:31 PM

I'm going to let Louispup in now and pet him for a minute. Thank you, Jesus. smile.gif
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Posted 23 October 2005 - 08:34 PM

To me, it's like debating "Does Santa Claus have plans to take over the world?" It's certainly not serious, and I honestly believe in every god out there, and their messengers go without saying. My actual opinion is that Jesus was receiving information from some god, as I trust people who say they've seen spirits. If you try to overanalyse things, they lose their meaning.

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"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 10:47 PM

maybe jesus smoked pot, maybe mary wasn't a virgin, maybe mohamaed got the escalator, maybe budah punched the lion in the face and rode it to freedom...

i don't know, i don't care... it's all a bit weak really...

i think religious cynasism is the result of a spiritual dificiency in someone manifesting itself in overcompensative articles like the one just read...

honestly a real christian wouldbn't invite the notion and a real athiest wouldn't care...

i think there are a lot of christians who don't knpow what they beleive and lot of athiests who only point out or make up flaws in religions because they're so scared of not beleiving in anything...

stans right...

more puppies less debatable garbage that is inconsequential.

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Posted 24 October 2005 - 10:05 AM

Stan: I think it was plainly obvious that the Spoon was being facetious. I don't see smoking marijuana as a huge stigma to overcome or tipping scales from "good" to "evil" or what have you. And really, it's a good solution to world violence. tongue.gif I'm going to run for world governor under the slogan: "Puppies and pot, 40 acres, and a mule."

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more puppies less debatable garbage that is inconsequential.


Quothe a man who spends a signifigant amount of time that was once home to an entire debate about whether Lemurs were better than Puffins. pirate.gif

Edit: First smiley incorrectly conveyed my tone, so the fixed one (the pirate) renders me incomprehensible.

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Posted 24 October 2005 - 07:30 PM

dude, i totally never entered the puffin -v- lemur debate...
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Posted 24 October 2005 - 08:31 PM

No, I agree. More dogs, less debates. Dogs are fluffy! *is obviously a person with a dog*
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Posted 24 October 2005 - 08:33 PM

If it's fun, believe it. Why not? There's no reason not to. It doesn't really affect your life, unless you think your god will save you if you step off a building.
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Posted 24 October 2005 - 08:39 PM

Make conspiracy theories a national pasttime.
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Posted 24 October 2005 - 09:28 PM

Let's all walk off buildings!!! I mean yeah...
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Posted 24 October 2005 - 09:37 PM

After all, just because walking off buildings hasn't resulted in positive experiences before doesn't mean it won't when you try it! I'm staying out of the way, personally. But you're welcome to it!
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Posted 24 October 2005 - 09:42 PM

*completely fine* I landed on a fat chick on my way down.
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Posted 24 October 2005 - 09:53 PM

you went down on...?


never mind...
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