Fuckin' Ebay! my adventures with online buying
#16
Posted 20 October 2005 - 12:42 PM
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#17
Posted 20 October 2005 - 11:11 PM
#18
Posted 21 October 2005 - 01:54 AM
1Watch it,
2turn it over, nail it to a wall and make a nice sort of mirror,
3cut its edges to be jagged and use it as a ninja star against capitalists,
4widen the hole in it and use it as a portable vagina,
5frisby!
6watch it en espanol
7see what happens when you microwave it
8make copies of it and sell them bootlegged
9hot glue four small tabs onto the bottom and use it for a drink-coaster
10use a pen for an axel and put on another dvd to make a neat little wheely... thing
11break it in half and use it to cut your own throat when you realize how sad your life has become when you're arguing over the uses of buttplugs and dvds with people from canada!
12use it as a mneumonic device to remind you to take your medication to avoid the above.
This post has been edited by J m HofMarN: 21 October 2005 - 01:57 AM
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#19
Posted 24 October 2005 - 10:34 PM
"We have also instituted the Digital Eyes Frequent Buyers Club, which
lets you earn points towards future Digital Eyes purchases. In fact,
you have already earned points with your Ebay order! You get a
point with every dollar you spend with us, which you can accumulate for
real future savings. Earn 200 points, get a $5 credit, up to 1000
points, which can be applied towards a $40 credit on any Digital Eyes
purchase. Don't forget to take advantage of this great program! Visit
our Answers page to answer any other questions you may have about
Digital Eyes policies and special programs."
That's all? If someone orders a metric ton of DVDs from this jackass they get 40 dollars to spend on MORE dvds? THE FUCK? That's the worst offer ever. If I order a thousand effing dollars in DVDs I dont want forty dollars to spend on more. I want to know that I have about one year freed up to do nothing but watch them, and I want a financing plan so I'll actually be able to pay for them.
* Civilian, if you intend to say something bad about this DVD, know that it will gain you a place on my "list of people to put in work camps after my glorious revolution" I know you wouldn't mind working on a collective farm while being prodded by guards, but keep in mind that the other inmates will be Hannibal, Thrawn, Fred Phelps and most members of the current American regime.
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#22
Posted 25 October 2005 - 02:55 PM
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#23
Posted 26 October 2005 - 04:06 PM
This guy is offering a 2.5% purchase incentive, and sime is bang-on with the math. This guy is a tool, and he's not on top of his game if he's advertising movies he doesn't even have in stock.
FOUR ROOMS is nothing special, but it's better than SIX STRING. At least it has going for it that it is a collection of those directors at that time in their careers. Jeffrey Falcon moved back to China to play the Heavy in B-grade action, and Lance Mungia is back to sleeping on other people's couches while he struggles to find the right script to catapult him to superstardom.
If you still have time, ask him to swap FOUR ROOMS for this one. That's an Indie non-hit that is actually worth the price of shipping.
#24
Posted 26 October 2005 - 08:39 PM
And everything you've said may be true, but at least Six String Samurai is more useful than a butt plug. I'm SO putting that in my review.
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#25
Posted 27 October 2005 - 01:59 AM
No, no. We agreed it was quartering work and drawing camps!
#26
Posted 27 October 2005 - 08:47 PM
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#27
Posted 29 October 2005 - 01:03 AM
ABOUT EFFING TIME DAMMIT! Now to make with the negative feedback!
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#29
Posted 30 October 2005 - 09:50 PM
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