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#1 Slade

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Posted 16 October 2005 - 02:26 AM

I, Slade, formally accept utter defeat and hereby surrender to Slade's Girlfriend (hereafter known as "my girlfriend"), giving her the earned title of "Better Gamer than Slade". Yes, friends, colleagues, enemies, trolls, spammers, and James12345 (for lack of a proper label to apply him under), I suck. I've been owned, pwned, and had my ass removed from my body and been forced to kick it myself after it being handed to me by the woman who hides behind the Evil Ducky avatar and who also has my heart.

Now, so as not to be obnoxious, I open the floor to all of you other people out there who have been forced to surrender and acknowledge those that are more l33t than you. Stand up straight, look solemn, and let your voices ring out clear and true.

Edit: Thank you, my pedantic love, for pointing out my typos for me.

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Posted 16 October 2005 - 02:36 AM

MUAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

::evil laughter fades into background::

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Posted 16 October 2005 - 09:13 AM

What game did you whip his ass on?

I, incidentally, have no confession to make, as I'm pretty good at most games. The only one where I've been totally owned on is Counter-Strike: Source, but that's no big surprise.

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Posted 16 October 2005 - 09:30 AM

Errm, does Mr. 1-5 still come here? Just curious. Oh, and I'm willing to admit that most people are probably better than me at most games.

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Posted 16 October 2005 - 09:30 AM

*Sigh*

Damnit Slade. Stop behaving like a Frenchman! Cease this wimpering about getting beat and go back out there and win.

I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....

#6 Slade

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Posted 16 October 2005 - 12:59 PM

'Twas a wager, dear Laughlyn.

And I'm fairly good at most games too. She just beat me in the set that had stakes of Toki Toki Boom in Yahoo Games. I beat her in the practice set though. It's not that I'm bad, she's just of comparable skill.

And it's on like Donkey Kong when I have time later.

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Posted 16 October 2005 - 01:04 PM

I suck at every single video game I've ever played. The first time I tried playing one, I walked around for an hour with my gun alternately pointing at the ground or the ceiling.

"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 16 October 2005 - 01:13 PM

And threw a grenade at yourself.

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Posted 16 October 2005 - 02:24 PM

And threw a grenade at myself, yes. I couldn't figure out what the different buttons did. I thought it was the jump button.

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Posted 16 October 2005 - 03:29 PM

Meh, me and my friends have always been on sort of equal ground when it comes to competitive games, most note-ably Halo. If I get beat down I just wait for the next game, usually demand that it be snipers or swords, and promptly hand the little bastard his ass.

Just practice up a bit and go back in there. Never accept defeat, never surrender. Pwnage must be paid back in spades.

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Posted 16 October 2005 - 07:02 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Oct 16 2005, 02:26 AM)

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you are herby banished from the girls -v- boys thread should it ever be resurected.

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#12 Slade

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Posted 16 October 2005 - 10:11 PM

You're hereby banished from the Internet for that horrible l33t speak.

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#13 Slade's Girlfriend

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Posted 16 October 2005 - 10:49 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Oct 16, 1:59 pm)

'Twas a wager, dear Laughlyn.

And I'm fairly good at most games too. She just beat me in the set that had stakes of Toki Toki Boom in Yahoo Games. I beat her in the practice set though. It's not that I'm bad, she's just of comparable skill.

And it's on like Donkey Kong when I have time later.

hey! I beat you at that other game, too.

and I'm totally whooping your ass in Mario next time you come down. Tetris, too. or anything else I have on my retro consoles.

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#14 Slade

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Posted 16 October 2005 - 10:56 PM

Well, the stakes of the other game aren't forum appropriate, dear.

And I'm going to kick your ass at Mario too!

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