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Was Luke a playa... or a sruffy nerf herder?

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Posted 14 October 2005 - 10:20 AM

I wonder if Luke is a virgin...I mean everytime we see Tatooine, including the PT, there is not one hot humanoid on the godforesaken planet. The poor guy prob jacked it several times a day, while Uncle Owen was having a field day with Beru! Poor Luke, no wonder he wanted to bone his sister....even his daddy was getting tail in his heyday...Think about how lonely that existence is...not one woman...but hey maybe he was gay. The Jedi are a very homoerotic crew as it is, I wouldnt be surprised. I wonder why Luke calls his bestfriend "Biggs"....
It seems like everyone is over the nitpicking. Too bad.
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Posted 14 October 2005 - 12:27 PM

I'm pretty sure you're joking, but here goes.

Luke eventually gets married to Mara Jade.

The guy's name is Biggs Darklighter.

Bet you knew these things already anyways.
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Posted 14 October 2005 - 06:08 PM

(Luke eventually gets married to Mara Jade yet has an affair with Biggs Darklighter) and if any of you starwars nerds say anything bad about me for this... well... something bad will happen and it won't help either parties.
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Posted 14 October 2005 - 07:50 PM

What do you mean PERHAPS Luke was gay?

Of course Luke was gay. The guy was surrounded by phallic images 24/7, dated not one woman in the galaxy, was originally christened Dirk ... the list goes on.
The frank open homosexuality of the central character is one of the finer points of the OT.

What the PT needed was a queer guy, apart from c3po of course. Perhaps giving Jar Jar a moustache or the Emperor a pair of glitter shoes ...
We can only wait with baited breath for the deleted scenes.
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Posted 14 October 2005 - 07:52 PM

Sir, you are a god.
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Posted 15 October 2005 - 01:40 PM

Luke was probably a virgin until R2D2 came into his life.

Just joking! LOL
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Posted 13 November 2006 - 09:17 PM

Luke had absolutely no game.

He couldn't even get a little attention
from his sister. Who was far to preoccupied with
the sex pot, know Han Solo.

Its possible Luke had homosexual tendencies but so
would most boys who grow up on a secluded
planet surrounded only by males and an eldery woman.

Unless Luke was REAlly desperate and felt the need to get it on
with one of the female Tusken Raiders.

Woman much like the force was a mystery to Lukie.

Duct tape is like the force....

There's a lightside, a darkside

and it holds everything together


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