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Posted 13 October 2005 - 12:43 AM

i'm sick of tags and what not defcing the worlds cities...

if people want to get their voince ona wall, is it too much to ask that they say something thought provoking or at least entertaining?

with that in mind... (and i appologise that i could not find a copy of the adds i wish to deface anywhere online)

there have been some billboards around sydney for a chewing gum, (I think eclipse, but i'm not sure...) they focus on the importance of fresh breath. something i have nothing against but ...

i wish to deface these adds as the are white writing on black background. all i need is to block out key words.

one reads:

eat kebab
kiss donna

i want to blot out 'kebab' and 'kiss' so it just reads... 'eat donna'

the other reads:

smoke cigars
blow kisses

and i want to blot out 'cigars' and 'kisses' so it just reads... 'smoke blow'
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Posted 13 October 2005 - 10:08 AM

Barend, your maturity knows no bounds. biggrin.gif

*Picture of a man in a loin cloth with a spear stalking a herd of Far Side-esque Buffalo*

hunt buffalo
please Gary

"hunt Gary" and "please buffalo" are equally entertaining graffiti phrases. happy.gif
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Posted 13 October 2005 - 10:11 AM

What about: Cigars blow!
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Posted 13 October 2005 - 10:15 AM

Too moral for his taste.
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Posted 13 October 2005 - 05:28 PM

Someone in Chinatown in Boston spraypainted graffiti three stories up on a building with no handholds or windows within ten feet of the area. That's pretty amusing.

And sometimes graffiti is used to mark gangs' territory, so perhaps doing your own graffiti is unwise.... *sigh* The US needs stricter gun control laws...
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Posted 13 October 2005 - 05:33 PM

There is a debate going on about that last bit.
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Posted 13 October 2005 - 05:42 PM

Graffiti in places that seem nearly impossible to access is amusing, as is graffiti that is like a mural or something that is pretty or interesting to look at or funny to read. But tagging somewhere that's just a really easily accessible public space is plain silly.
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Posted 13 October 2005 - 05:48 PM

I saw maybe 50 playboy adds on my way to New York. I wonder if they'd get annoyed if you spraypainted clothes on the models...
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Posted 13 October 2005 - 06:41 PM

as a commuter, i'd get annoyed.

but i'd be ammused, and that's what it's all about.


my beef with graffiti is that someone has a total public forum to say anything, and they waste it on something like a tag, or a single swear word...

it's just such a waste...
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Posted 13 October 2005 - 06:45 PM

Hmm....graffiti poetry? That might be nice. It might impede people's getting places on time because they'd stop to read the walls, though.

And I can see a case against playboy, because for an instant after you see a dirty picture, your brain stops processing sight because of overstimulation. It could cause driving problems.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 13 October 2005 - 06:47 PM

I know!! Graffiti maps, for people who are always lost. Complete with a great big "you are here" star.
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Posted 13 October 2005 - 07:53 PM

Once some guy bought a billboard to advertise for a date.... But you don't need to do that! Just graffiti your name and phone number on top of something else!


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*thinks about it* On the other hand, it would make it pretty easy to tell who did it.

No, wait! Write an enemy's name and phone number on a billboard!

Insult your enemies with billboards! There is no end to the possibilities.

This post has been edited by Mirithorn: 13 October 2005 - 07:55 PM

"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 13 October 2005 - 07:58 PM

except everone would be calling your enemy for dates...
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Posted 13 October 2005 - 09:07 PM

You could make out the advertisement to the wrong gender.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 13 October 2005 - 09:12 PM

i could think off worse things then have guys show up at my house with flowers and candy wanting to buy me dinner and shout me a movie.
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