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What IS Operation: Eagle Strike for me to know, and you not to.

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Posted 12 October 2005 - 10:04 PM

I've been getting questions from people. Not people online, but people I meet. Questions like "Why do you need so many fireworks" or "why do you want these rockets when the fourth of July is a year away" or "why do you have three cans of cheese spray, cant you just eat yellow plastic instead?"

To these questions I invaritably answer simply with "Operation: Eagle Strike" and then go upon my merry way. So, what is Operation: Eagle Strike? I'm not telling you wankers, but I'll give out some stats:

Funding for operation eagle strike is currently around 120 dollars and expected to rise.

There is a supply depot for operation eagle strike in my room hidden under blankets.

Operation eagle strike will go into effect within two months.

Operation eagle strike will be documented on Jelly Pufflemur.

Operation ealge strike involves alcohol, fire, and various other wonderful things.

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Posted 12 October 2005 - 10:10 PM

Yeah, well I'm never going to know what's going on... I'll just walk over here and... TELL ME!!!

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Posted 12 October 2005 - 10:48 PM

Will it be some Durder-esque thing, where you blow something up? Except something smaller than the National History Musuem, something more like a local landmark? Or perhaps you are attempting to assisanate a lactose-intolerant government official by way of cheese-covered rocket?

Edit: I propose that we look at the facts, people, and try to interpret what this is before JM strikes, so we can either put a stop to it or buy him fireworks. All my facts have come directly from the horse's mouth, taken from right here and his blog. There are some interpritations of what they could mean by me.

THE FACTS.

Operation: Eagle Strike consists of the following:

Funding is at $120 and expected to rise (This means that O:ES is a serious project. From hints in the past, I'm assuming that JM doesn't usually have that kind of money to just throw away on a silly stunt, though it will be very silly.)

The current cache of items to be used in O:ES is small enough to fit under a few blankets, and apparently small enough so that people don't yell out "What the fuck are all those lumps under you blankets?"

The cache contains: Rockets (Presumably fireworks), fireworks, and cheese whiz (though I'm assuming he's joking about that.)

O:ES will help him get published in some way...

And that's all I could come up with. I searched through the rest of the blog for clues, but could find none.

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Posted 13 October 2005 - 05:30 AM

Come on Floppy. You're forgetting that JM idolises Sean Baby, who we all know has fun with explosives. And the term 'eagle strike' implies that it's going to be against his current government.
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Posted 13 October 2005 - 08:09 AM

Has his current governor ever either

A. Been a Rebuplican
B. Been Renegade
C. Said something bad about cuba, except that it's too bloody hot.
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Posted 13 October 2005 - 12:14 PM

No I wasnt joking about the cheez whiz, there are three different kinds of it. Also, a good bit of alcohol and 180 cans of soda.

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Posted 13 October 2005 - 01:41 PM

This sheds new light on the subject.

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Posted 13 October 2005 - 05:25 PM

Alcohol, soda, and fireworks can all explode. Coincidence? Where does cheese whiz come in here? If anyone has a can handy, could they tell me what it's made of?
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 13 October 2005 - 05:32 PM

Perhaps it is an attempt on the president's life. I wonder how hard it would be to convince him the the strange concoction was a pretzel with cheese. Although, it might be hard to fool him this time around. I hear someone else already tried. Aw who am I kidding?
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Posted 13 October 2005 - 06:17 PM

I think it's got something to do with rocket propulsion.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 13 October 2005 - 09:44 PM

Up to 192 cans of soda, as well as some film for my camera, and even morel iquer. I intend to visit the place that's supplying me with my rockets soon and buy at least eight.

Also, the date for OES is set, and it will now occur on November the 23rd.

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Posted 15 October 2005 - 03:07 AM

I now open the floor to Yes or no questions about Operation: Eagle Strike.

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Posted 15 October 2005 - 09:28 AM

Does it have something to do with rocket propulsion?
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Posted 15 October 2005 - 12:03 PM

Are you going to eat all of that cheeze-wiz?
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Posted 15 October 2005 - 12:56 PM

Do you mean we can ask yes or no questions?

Do you mean you will actually answer them?
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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