What IS Operation: Eagle Strike for me to know, and you not to.
#1
Posted 12 October 2005 - 10:04 PM
To these questions I invaritably answer simply with "Operation: Eagle Strike" and then go upon my merry way. So, what is Operation: Eagle Strike? I'm not telling you wankers, but I'll give out some stats:
Funding for operation eagle strike is currently around 120 dollars and expected to rise.
There is a supply depot for operation eagle strike in my room hidden under blankets.
Operation eagle strike will go into effect within two months.
Operation eagle strike will be documented on Jelly Pufflemur.
Operation ealge strike involves alcohol, fire, and various other wonderful things.
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#3
Posted 12 October 2005 - 10:48 PM
Edit: I propose that we look at the facts, people, and try to interpret what this is before JM strikes, so we can either put a stop to it or buy him fireworks. All my facts have come directly from the horse's mouth, taken from right here and his blog. There are some interpritations of what they could mean by me.
THE FACTS.
Operation: Eagle Strike consists of the following:
Funding is at $120 and expected to rise (This means that O:ES is a serious project. From hints in the past, I'm assuming that JM doesn't usually have that kind of money to just throw away on a silly stunt, though it will be very silly.)
The current cache of items to be used in O:ES is small enough to fit under a few blankets, and apparently small enough so that people don't yell out "What the fuck are all those lumps under you blankets?"
The cache contains: Rockets (Presumably fireworks), fireworks, and cheese whiz (though I'm assuming he's joking about that.)
O:ES will help him get published in some way...
And that's all I could come up with. I searched through the rest of the blog for clues, but could find none.
This post has been edited by floppydisk: 12 October 2005 - 11:07 PM
#4
Posted 13 October 2005 - 05:30 AM
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
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Posted 13 October 2005 - 12:14 PM
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Posted 13 October 2005 - 05:25 PM
#9
Posted 13 October 2005 - 05:32 PM
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
#10
Posted 13 October 2005 - 06:17 PM
#11
Posted 13 October 2005 - 09:44 PM
Also, the date for OES is set, and it will now occur on November the 23rd.
This post has been edited by J m HofMarN: 13 October 2005 - 09:53 PM
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#12
Posted 15 October 2005 - 03:07 AM
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#13
Posted 15 October 2005 - 09:28 AM
#15
Posted 15 October 2005 - 12:56 PM
Do you mean you will actually answer them?