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#1 User is offline   Dr Lecter Icon

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Posted 11 October 2005 - 06:36 PM

Ok, post here, if you're post a day count is higher than mine. This is NOT total posts, we are talking your average post per day. Membership is based solely on this figure, once you're post count falls below mine you are no longer a member! Erm... mine at the time of this post was 2.4... so should imagine large numbers of people have alot more. But I'm the almighty fuhrer!
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Posted 11 October 2005 - 06:44 PM

damn... i thought this thread was about ex-prostitutes.
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Posted 11 October 2005 - 07:53 PM

Well, I suppose Barend qualifies for the slightly exclusive club. But he's like the smartest guy at Mensa in that context. Oh, and I have a WAY higher PPD, so... Ta-Da!

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Posted 11 October 2005 - 09:31 PM

Yes, a club I actually qualify for!

Now then... I don't have to rush or anything, do I?
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Posted 12 October 2005 - 12:22 AM

My average stands at a little over 15, and I slowed down a ton after hitting 1,000. I had gotten it up to 17 PPD.
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Posted 12 October 2005 - 03:02 AM

2.4? That's hardly post whore status.
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Posted 12 October 2005 - 03:57 AM

4.4 - I feel positively dirty.

So what are the perks to being a member of this club? Is there a secret handshake? Do we get money off car insurance?

We need pamphlets.
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Posted 12 October 2005 - 06:37 AM

My ppd would be way higher, but there was an eight month period from this september to last february where I wasn't posting.
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Posted 12 October 2005 - 07:15 AM

QUOTE (WalkingCarpet @ Oct 12 2005, 08:57 AM)
So what are the perks to being a member of this club?  Is there a secret handshake?  Do we get money off car insurance? 

We need pamphlets.


After Lecters list is complete we'll all be escorted to a holiday camp for the initiation party, then he's going to set off the nerve gas....

EDIT:-Toned it down a little.

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Posted 12 October 2005 - 08:29 AM

Toned down? I'm looking at that needle, and dreading what it was.


I hate needles.
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Posted 12 October 2005 - 09:38 AM

Erm, 10.45.

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Posted 12 October 2005 - 09:40 AM

2.96... I almost don't make it.
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Posted 12 October 2005 - 10:30 AM

Would I get banned from Chef Elf for posting her with a too low posting average, or should I just spam my way up?
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Posted 12 October 2005 - 10:37 AM

Do as the Lecters do and start topics about post hoeing to hoe your count up!
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Posted 12 October 2005 - 03:34 PM

Hmm. I really should lower my count. But I only posted six times yesterday. Or not. Can't be sure.
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