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#106 Mirithorn

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Posted 13 October 2005 - 09:00 PM

"I love liberals, they taste like chicken"
"I hate chicken, but liberals taste good."

"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 13 October 2005 - 09:25 PM

maybe necros tie love ring tornequets to keep the blood in love truncheon of the dead.

then they go indefinatley.

i hope necros use protection...

the last thing we need is a an outbreak of genital carrion worms (GCW)messing up society.

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Posted 14 October 2005 - 06:01 PM

But wouldn't it be ironic if the GCW actually helped to prevent/cure current STDs?

#109 Mirithorn

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Posted 14 October 2005 - 08:05 PM

But what if they were worse than current STDs?

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Posted 14 October 2005 - 08:09 PM

Then it wouldn't be ironic, it would just be horrible.

#111 barend

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Posted 16 October 2005 - 07:22 PM

having sex with a girl would be a somewhat diminished pleasure if one found worms wriggling around on their equipment.

#112 Mirithorn

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Posted 16 October 2005 - 07:38 PM

Given that parasites are one of the few things I'm really afraid of.... *shudders*

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Posted 16 October 2005 - 07:54 PM

Parasites, or Parasytes

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Posted 16 October 2005 - 09:09 PM

Where on earth did you find that?

#115 barend

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Posted 16 October 2005 - 09:31 PM

some woman he met at an open casket funeral.

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Posted 16 October 2005 - 09:59 PM

More like some woman he "knew" at an open-casket funeral.

Yeah, I know that was implied, i just felt like driving it into the ground.

The poor storytelling and hideous grammar at times makes my brain hurt more than being sick.

Edit: Please, people, be a little more kind in summaries...

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Posted 16 October 2005 - 11:32 PM

poor storytelling and hideous grammar ?

"some woman he met at an open casket funeral."?

poor storytelling and hideous grammar ?

man if you're talking to me, i'm totally going to necromance you!

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Posted 16 October 2005 - 11:56 PM

No. I meant the Parasytes summary page.

I mean, I could have corrected you and said that to be proper, your sentence contains two ideas that must be linked by the preposition "that" as in "some woman that he met," but I don't really care about that sort of thing.

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Posted 17 October 2005 - 12:52 AM

"Who" would be the better choice...

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Posted 17 October 2005 - 01:25 AM

QUOTE (Slade @ Oct 16 2005, 11:56 PM)

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I know... because if you had, you would have recommended that I rephrase my sentence:

"It was a woman he had met at an open casket funeral."

It is not considered proper to start mid-sentence so the use of 'It was' was required in the introduction. Use of the words; ‘that’, ‘who', and 'whom' would all really be superfluous in the context of the sentence and so its omission was purely aesthetic.

If you would like to learn more about grammar and its appropriate use on the internet, you should probably get a life.

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This post has been edited by barend: 17 October 2005 - 01:26 AM