[floppydisk]

Bad. Go sit in a corner until you rent/download/borrow/steal that movie.

[Mirithorn]

Don't be so stereotypical about zombies! They're people too!

[banned]

People can have a boner for an hour after death. I believe that's what it said on Clerks

[Mirithorn]

And if you drive a stake into a few days dead person's chest, they make a moaning sound and blood spurts up....

[banned]

I see no problems with your logic...

[Dr Lecter]

You know that for days after their death, people still fart and burp. Infact they can sit up for no apparent reason and are not unknown to randomly move. Because of the muscles decomposing and gases moving inside them, and also changes in temperature. There are loads of other reason and things that they can do but I can't remember them, and I think what I just said is cool enough.

[Mirithorn]

Romanian vampires are actually just the soul that goes out of a buried body to suck blood from the chest. And, see, you can tell you dug up the right person because of the aforementioned stake and random moving things, and they have blood around their mouth often, and they seem to have gained weight, and their hair and nails seem longer. I assume it is because of the fact that you can get such proof that those vampires are so hard to kill. You have to drive a stake through their heart and cut their head of and drive a blessed nail through their skull.

[floppydisk]

Sounds like fun

[Slade]

I tell them they look fat and not pale enough, and so they starve to death in the dark. Or was that goths...?

[banned]

That was me you bastard!!!

[Mirithorn]

I suppose it would work for goths. I started out with the assumption that Goths were really nice, just misunderstood. I made more and more exceptions for people who personally insulted me on a regular basis, and have determined that they really aren't that nice.

[banned]

... Then I guess I'm sorry I've been insulting you behind your back for a week...

[Mirithorn]

...?... Sorry, I'm permanently unskilled at interpreting other peoples' words. If you are feeling insulted, may I add that I meant that I have decided goths are not by definition nice. That was a stupid idea.

[banned]

I was saying that I'm sorry I've been insulting you. Apologizing if you will about something I did not do, in order to spawn a joke.
You know, it's getting irritating to analyze what I say, thus taking all the humor out of it.

This post has been edited by banned: 12 October 2005 - 08:05 PM

[Mirithorn]

Fine, then. I'll just be confused and make random comments. Ha!