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#1 User is offline   Dr Lecter Icon

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Posted 10 October 2005 - 01:23 PM

Twisted dead people humping weirdos, or people that just find people that don't move attractive. You decide.

*edit* Opps, can a mod move this to Debate club, I click on the wrong forum. Don't blame me, I just got back from the denists and I'm still high on the drugs he gave me to numb my mouth. *edit*

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Posted 10 October 2005 - 03:23 PM

what if dead people started raping the living? ohmy.gif
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Posted 10 October 2005 - 03:44 PM

Stay tuned for the next exciting topic: Digging your eyes out with a hot spoon: good clean fun, or horrible mutilation?

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Posted 10 October 2005 - 03:58 PM

Dr. Lecter, was this at all affected by your sig?
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Posted 10 October 2005 - 04:02 PM

I actually remember the thread where barend said that.
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Posted 10 October 2005 - 04:59 PM

Hmm... I think the latter? (god I hope I'm right...)
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Posted 10 October 2005 - 05:08 PM

I remember that thread too. At least I think I do. Was that one of Don Burns' threads? The second one, that is.
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Posted 10 October 2005 - 05:26 PM

If the act wasn't sick, twisted, and wrong, and if I wasn't such a goody-two shoes ... yeah I'd do attractive dead people.
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Posted 10 October 2005 - 05:43 PM

The trouble with necrophilia is that it's so hard to get consent from people who are perminantly unconcious.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 10 October 2005 - 06:01 PM

In that case, who needs consent? sick.gif
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Posted 10 October 2005 - 06:08 PM

QUOTE (Mirithorn @ Oct 10 2005, 05:43 PM)
The trouble with necrophilia is that it's so hard to get consent from people who are perminantly unconcious.


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Posted 10 October 2005 - 07:05 PM

But don't they have to be able to change their mind at the last second or something?
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Posted 10 October 2005 - 08:44 PM

I'm putting "Don't get molested by the next Jeffrey Dahmer" in my Will.
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Posted 10 October 2005 - 09:31 PM

I prefer my women warm. Cool, clammy, and stiff is an unpleasant feeling everywhere.
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Posted 10 October 2005 - 10:35 PM

Slightly related question: Is it hygienic to kiss very recently dead people? Like, twelve hours, with preservatives in them? What if they're moving?
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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