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Posted 09 October 2005 - 11:04 PM

It is a boring night.
Feel free to add your own lines to the adventure.

You are walking through a strange land called the internet. Many strange flashing lights, and temptations of various sorts call to you from the windows.

You see a small door to the west.

>look at door

The door has seen better days. There is a faded welcome mat on the doorstep, and a small plaque on the door.

>read plaque

The plaque says "Chefelf Nightlife. Enter at your own risk."

>open door

The door creaks open. It is very dark inside. You hear very strange noises.

>go west
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Posted 10 October 2005 - 02:04 AM

It is very dark in here. You are likely do be eaten by a Grue.

>go Dennis

You cannot get ye flask.

>Exits

I do not understand the word "Exits".

>Show exits

You do not have any exits.

>look

It is still very dark in here. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

>sigh

You sigh in frustration at your failure to comprehend the obnoxiously meticulous parser interface you are forced to use.

>sit down
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Posted 10 October 2005 - 02:33 AM

You put your hand in your pocket

>aquire herbs

You put them in your mouth

>+20 vigor, +9 Fortitude

From your chair you spot a bard

>talk to bard

He tells you of an old legend, an adventure associated with the legend, and gives you map that is associated with both the legend and the adventure. He further explains that he is to hold to under go the "Quest of the Crown". He offers you the chance to take it.

>accept quest

He gives you a rare item

>gained wooden sword

This post has been edited by Jordan: 10 October 2005 - 02:33 AM

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Posted 10 October 2005 - 10:17 AM

The bard offers you the sword with a cryptic warning. "It's dangerous to go alone. Take this!" he replies, before dissapearing. Or maybe dissapparating, you're unsure as to which, as you spent your metamagic classes sleeping and drinking cheap alcohol. A snackering from just outside of your field of vision snaps your head around, and you note a large furry beast lumber quickly into the darkness that has been momentarily dispersed by the bard's torch.

>Look

You are in a small cave-like alcove, surrounded by slate-gray shale. The air is cool, still, and quite musty, except for a slight draft coming from the west, where a small passageway in the rock winds away into the darkness to the west, and a faint light coming from the east. It's rather like that time you spent in the prison in Yaldor, except with less troll-stench. An object set into the wall gleams in the flickering torch-light and catches your eye. Shiny!

There is a lit torch on the ground.

>get torch

You pick up the firey brand and resist the urge to remove all of your clothing and burn it in a big pile as a sacrifice to the Wild Gang.

>look object

A gold medallion appears to have been left carelessly betwixt two pieces of shale that jut out from the wall. Yes, I just said betwixt.

>get medallion

Remarking to no one in particular about how no fool leaves an item of value laying around when an adventure game character is around if he ever expects to see it again, you gleefully assuage your kleptomaniacal instinct and pilfer the medallion.

>cackle gleefully

You release a laugh that has been building up inside of you as the result of retrieving every useless item that you can possibly carry (and some you really shouldn't be able to). You don't get any points or anything, but you feel better.

>examine medallion

It's a small, flat, perfectly round gold medallion. It seems to weigh around two stones. A beautiful scrawling script has been engraved into it which are possibly magical runes. Or maybe a geek who took the time to learn Quendar got bored and decided to write some elvish graffiti on it.

>wear medallion

Nah, it seriously cramps your "rag-tag" adventurer look.

>inventory

You are carrying a map, a torch, a gold medallion, a wooden sword, and the weight of the world.

>drop weight of the world

You shrug your shoulders, stand up straighter, and adopt a blissfully carefree attitude. Let somebody else be haunted by the existential anguish of a contigent universe!

>look west

It's a dark and twisting tunnel that seems to slope almost imperceptibly downward into the heart of the earth. As you peer down the passageway, your torch flickers, casting eerie shadows on the jagged walls.

>west

Edit: <OOC>Hehe. Great idea, Kirbs. I'm having far too much fun with this already.</OOC>

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Posted 10 October 2005 - 07:30 PM

you find a scantaly clad wench you seems to be lost in the dark cavernous maze, she is making shadow puppets on the walls to amuse herself.

>look woman

she is very pretty and looks cold and hungry

>woo woman

that does nothing

>give food

- 1 unit of food from inventory
she thanks you and says: "I am still cold."

>give rag

- 1 unit of rag from inventory
she thanks you and says: "I am still cold."

>woo woman

that does nothing

>talk woman

She smiles and says: "Hello, my name is Adelia. I have been stuck here for 3 months, my father and I were kidnapped by Forglor the sorceror but i managed to escape, although i cannot find my way out. Will you help good sir? Will you save my father."

>woo woman

that does nothing

>yes...

"Oh thank you, here is a locket that my father gave me so that he will know I sent you."
-item gained 1 locket

>appraise locket

-locket = 2gp

>sweet!

that does nothing
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Posted 10 October 2005 - 07:42 PM

You are standing outside Ikmin Castle, which contains the keys to Forglor's dungeons. Two guards protect the castles entrance.

>check inventory

2 loaves of bread
1 knife
1 bottle of potion
1 stick butter
3 smokebombs
1 baby

>use stick butter

the guards are not tempted by your offer of tasty butter

>use smokebomb

the guards are momentarily blinded

>enter castle

sorry, your luck is extremely low. the guards attemp to capture you

>use baby

the baby sheilds you from the spears of the guards.

>enter castle

sorry, you need the yellow key

>use stick butter

close, but no cigar

This post has been edited by Wayne: 10 October 2005 - 07:46 PM

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Posted 10 October 2005 - 08:25 PM

> Go to town.

You're in a frakkin' cave.

> Break out.

I don't understand.

>Walk down hall.

You come across a particularly hansome man.

>Ask his name

"Icey" He responds. "Will you please go on a mission for me?"

>Decline

Oh, come on now, that's boring.

>Why?

Because it is.

>Why?

Shut up.

>Accept

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Posted 10 October 2005 - 11:14 PM

So much for remotely coherent stuff I guess. dry.gif
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Posted 10 October 2005 - 11:17 PM

>woo woman

that does nothing
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Posted 11 October 2005 - 12:19 AM

>kill woman

Kill the woman with what?

>kill woman with sword

You run the woman through with your sword. Why? Because you can! She, uh, dies and stuff.

>loot corpse

You receive 50 gold pieces from the corpse

>sac corpse

This isn't a MUD, stupid.

>woo woman

The lifeless husk that once housed the soul of the beautiful woman is powerless against your advances. Hours later, your passion for one another is quenched. You've got a new perk: Necrophiliac.

>south
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Posted 11 October 2005 - 12:59 AM

QUOTE (Slade @ Oct 10 2005, 11:14 PM)
So much for remotely coherent stuff I guess. dry.gif


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Posted 11 October 2005 - 01:02 AM

Slade... that was... totally unnecessary... >_< ::unsuccessfully trying to get mental image out of head::

I hope that's not how your text-adventures really end up... tongue.gif
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Posted 11 October 2005 - 01:06 AM

that's how ALL his adventures end up...
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Posted 11 October 2005 - 03:32 AM

All my adventures end up like....

QUOTE (barend @ Oct 11 2005, 05:17 AM)
>woo woman

that does nothing

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Posted 11 October 2005 - 05:22 AM

Its good to know that I'm not the only one who uses the word woo.
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