>Burn image from memory
I don't understand
>Repress memory
I don't understand
>Think happy thoughts
I don't understand
>Bash head against wall untill I forget
Bash head with what?
>...
The Great Chefelf Text Adventure
#16
Posted 11 October 2005 - 06:16 AM
The Power of Christ Impales You!
- Tagline for Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
You've read it, you can't un-read it. Stay tooned for more
TALES OF INTEREST.
I like to be part of the crowd so I want to say that Icey is the best guy ever
- Tagline for Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
You've read it, you can't un-read it. Stay tooned for more
TALES OF INTEREST.
I like to be part of the crowd so I want to say that Icey is the best guy ever
#18
Posted 11 October 2005 - 11:52 AM
QUOTE (WalkingCarpet @ Oct 11 2005, 04:32 AM)
All my adventures end up like....
>woo woman
that does nothing
QUOTE (Barend)
>woo woman
that does nothing
Heh. All of mine but one, my friend. But it's quality over quantity for me. I'd take one very close relationship with reciprocated consumate romantic love over a million dates with as many women any day of the week. Now go back to the game and stop jumping around locations!
This space for rent. Inquire within.
#19
Posted 11 October 2005 - 03:24 PM
You come accross a leprechaun in a nearby pond. he says he has a yellow key and will give it to you if you fetch him some fresh jam.
>accept quest
he attempts to rape you
>refuse
you refuse
you exit the pond and travel to the wood. there you find a huzeamaboof. it tries to antler you.
>dogde huzeamaboof
you dogde it. it turns around to explain things.
>stallion carpet old fish and chips
nothing happens
>accept quest
he attempts to rape you
>refuse
you refuse
you exit the pond and travel to the wood. there you find a huzeamaboof. it tries to antler you.
>dogde huzeamaboof
you dogde it. it turns around to explain things.
>stallion carpet old fish and chips
nothing happens
"Life is too important to be taken seriously."
#21
Posted 11 October 2005 - 07:04 PM
QUOTE (Slade @ Oct 11 2005, 11:52 AM)
I'd take one very close relationship with reciprocated consumate romantic love over a million dates with as many women any day of the week.
until you kill and loot her...
This post has been edited by barend: 11 October 2005 - 07:05 PM
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#22
Posted 11 October 2005 - 07:13 PM
...........restore saved game.
"Thankyou" Girl says.
>search caves north
that leads back to enterance
>er... south
you see woman. "Hi"
>more south
you see goblins guarding a wooden door. "Who goes th-"
>kill goblins
goblin1 takes critical hit to groin for -4hp
goblin2 misses
goblin2 misses
>kill goblins
goblin1 takes critical hit to groin for -6hp
goblin2 critical miss, drops club.
>kill goblins
goblin1 dies
goblin2 punches you for -2hp
>run away
"Thankyou" Girl says.
>search caves north
that leads back to enterance
>er... south
you see woman. "Hi"
>more south
you see goblins guarding a wooden door. "Who goes th-"
>kill goblins
goblin1 takes critical hit to groin for -4hp
goblin2 misses
goblin2 misses
>kill goblins
goblin1 takes critical hit to groin for -6hp
goblin2 critical miss, drops club.
>kill goblins
goblin1 dies
goblin2 punches you for -2hp
>run away
>>The Adventures of Heinrich Von Bastard<< (A Web Comic)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
#23
Posted 11 October 2005 - 09:56 PM
You go into a cave, you see a long intricate hallway with treasures around the wall.
>loot treasure
I don't understand
>leave cave
A dragon is waiting for you outside, you die
Game Over
>restart game
You go into a cave, you see a long intricate hallway with treasures around the wall.
> walk down hall
You see a two doors, one gold and one silver.
> save
Your game is saved.
>open silver door
A group of goblins mug you, then throw you outside to the dragon.
Game Over.
>load game
> open gold door
You die from anthrax.
> load game
> search room
There are writings on the wall.
> read writings
They say your screwed.
>screw it
You wish.
>loot treasure
I don't understand
>leave cave
A dragon is waiting for you outside, you die
Game Over
>restart game
You go into a cave, you see a long intricate hallway with treasures around the wall.
> walk down hall
You see a two doors, one gold and one silver.
> save
Your game is saved.
>open silver door
A group of goblins mug you, then throw you outside to the dragon.
Game Over.
>load game
> open gold door
You die from anthrax.
> load game
> search room
There are writings on the wall.
> read writings
They say your screwed.
>screw it
You wish.