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Posted 11 October 2005 - 06:16 AM

>Burn image from memory

I don't understand

>Repress memory

I don't understand

>Think happy thoughts

I don't understand

>Bash head against wall untill I forget

Bash head with what?

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Posted 11 October 2005 - 08:05 AM

Slade, that was brilliant.
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Posted 11 October 2005 - 11:52 AM

QUOTE (WalkingCarpet @ Oct 11 2005, 04:32 AM)
All my adventures end up like....
QUOTE (Barend)

>woo woman

that does nothing



Heh. All of mine but one, my friend. But it's quality over quantity for me. I'd take one very close relationship with reciprocated consumate romantic love over a million dates with as many women any day of the week. Now go back to the game and stop jumping around locations! tongue.gif
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Posted 11 October 2005 - 03:24 PM

You come accross a leprechaun in a nearby pond. he says he has a yellow key and will give it to you if you fetch him some fresh jam.

>accept quest

he attempts to rape you

>refuse

you refuse
you exit the pond and travel to the wood. there you find a huzeamaboof. it tries to antler you.

>dogde huzeamaboof

you dogde it. it turns around to explain things.

>stallion carpet old fish and chips

nothing happens
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Posted 11 October 2005 - 03:25 PM

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So much for remotely coherent stuff I guess. 


Actually, I said it before... something else had happened.
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Posted 11 October 2005 - 07:04 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Oct 11 2005, 11:52 AM)
I'd take one very close relationship with reciprocated consumate romantic love over a million dates with as many women any day of the week.


until you kill and loot her... mellow.gif

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Posted 11 October 2005 - 07:13 PM

...........restore saved game.

"Thankyou" Girl says.

>search caves north

that leads back to enterance

>er... south

you see woman. "Hi"

>more south

you see goblins guarding a wooden door. "Who goes th-"

>kill goblins

goblin1 takes critical hit to groin for -4hp
goblin2 misses
goblin2 misses

>kill goblins

goblin1 takes critical hit to groin for -6hp
goblin2 critical miss, drops club.

>kill goblins

goblin1 dies
goblin2 punches you for -2hp

>run away
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Posted 11 October 2005 - 09:56 PM

You go into a cave, you see a long intricate hallway with treasures around the wall.
>loot treasure
I don't understand
>leave cave
A dragon is waiting for you outside, you die
Game Over
>restart game

You go into a cave, you see a long intricate hallway with treasures around the wall.
> walk down hall
You see a two doors, one gold and one silver.
> save
Your game is saved.
>open silver door
A group of goblins mug you, then throw you outside to the dragon.
Game Over.
>load game
> open gold door
You die from anthrax.
> load game
> search room
There are writings on the wall.
> read writings
They say your screwed.
>screw it
You wish.
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