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Slade's Girlfriend gets suggestions, and I don't? What is that? DISCRIMINATION!!! That's what it is!
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Posted 11 October 2005 - 09:40 PM
I am writing about Jm in my signature because apparently it's an effective method of ignoring him.
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Posted 12 October 2005 - 07:10 AM
Slades girlfriend has breasts (hopefully), you don't. It's that simple.
I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....
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Posted 12 October 2005 - 08:24 AM
Also, her penis is more popular then yours.
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JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
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Posted 12 October 2005 - 10:02 AM
Her penis might be more popular than mine, but I most definitely have breasts. 
I am writing about Jm in my signature because apparently it's an effective method of ignoring him.
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Posted 12 October 2005 - 04:18 PM
Post a picture! Gender ambiguity is strange.
Last year I bought a 99c eyeglasses/nose/moustache thing, put on a smelly old vest, pajama bottoms, and called myself something like "The Smelly Salesman"
Wait, taht was actually two years ago. Last year we just bought spray-on dye and dyed our hair pink and blue.
Last year I bought a 99c eyeglasses/nose/moustache thing, put on a smelly old vest, pajama bottoms, and called myself something like "The Smelly Salesman"
Wait, taht was actually two years ago. Last year we just bought spray-on dye and dyed our hair pink and blue.
QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)
If you will it, it is no dream.
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Posted 12 October 2005 - 04:43 PM
Last year I wore brown spraypaint- pardon me, facepaint, well, actually it wasn't facepaint, but I did put it on my face, a bat' leh, a Klingon headpiece, a linen shirt, and boots. Oh, and pants, too.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 12 October 2005 - 04:59 PM
Mirithorn can I borrow parts of your costume?
Want a Tarot reading?
PM me, we'll talk.
PM me, we'll talk.
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Posted 12 October 2005 - 05:06 PM
My bat' leh is lost, I'm afraid. Or lurking in my school. Maybe I can get it at the Shady Hill fair, which is before Halloween. So maybe. And you're welcome to borrow the shirt- it would fit you, but the leggings I wore would not.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 12 October 2005 - 05:11 PM
QUOTE (Mirithorn @ Oct 11 2005, 08:28 PM)
... What is that?
Rod Serling, host and creator of the Twilight Zone holding what appears to be a laser gun of some sort made out of a can of soda.
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
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Posted 12 October 2005 - 05:20 PM
I wish you good luck in your costume endeavors. Have fun.
Have fun.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 12 October 2005 - 05:22 PM
I Intend to... mwah hah ha ha HA HAHA HAAAAA!! You too!
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
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Posted 12 October 2005 - 05:29 PM
Oh, I will.... I will...</temporary insanity> *sinister cackling and playing with voodoo dolls and opera house
model* Mr. Match, meet Ms. De Chagny! <temporary insanity>
model* Mr. Match, meet Ms. De Chagny! <temporary insanity>
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 12 October 2005 - 06:40 PM
What mean you by "gender ambiguity?"
I am writing about Jm in my signature because apparently it's an effective method of ignoring him.
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Posted 12 October 2005 - 06:45 PM
Unless I spelled it wrong, I mean that you're either a girl, or a fat guy with tits.
So.... which is it?
So.... which is it?
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