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Definition Science My turn for a law

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Posted 06 October 2005 - 10:55 AM

Marky’s Law of Definition Use
If your readers believe your definition, you can get away with anything.
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Posted 06 October 2005 - 03:48 PM

Lecter's Law of Posts
For every Topic, there is an equal(ly stupid) and opposite post.

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Posted 06 October 2005 - 10:17 PM

The Law of Inverse Importance
The less important a topic is, the more heated the debate about it will be

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If you ever think of a new fetish, no matter how nasty or incomprehendable, time will re-arange itself and make a webpage dedicated to said fetish

Obay gravety, it's the law

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Posted 07 October 2005 - 03:12 AM

The Three Truth Corollaries of Marky’s Law on Definition Use
1. You’re always right, as long as you used the proper definition.
2. If you’re wrong, your definition was wrong.
3. If there are two truths, find a definition that covers both.
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