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Scientist Siezes Syrum Succesfully! Tue Oct 4, 5:07 AM ET

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Posted 04 October 2005 - 09:44 PM

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CANBERRA (Reuters) - An Australian scientist who jointly won the 2005 Nobel prize for medicine said he became a human guinea pig and drank a cocktail of bacteria to prove his theories that ulcers were not caused by stress.

Australian professor Barry Marshall and Robin Warren were awarded the 2005 Nobel prize for their 1982 discovery that the Helicobacter pylori bacterium, rather than stress, caused stomach ulcers and inflammation.

Marshall, who spent Tuesday fielding calls of congratulations from around the world, said he became a human laboratory rat to convince skeptics that ulcers and stomach inflammation were caused by bacterium.

"I didn't think about it very much and probably I wouldn't have done it if I had really thought it through," Marshall told reporters in the Western Australian capital of Perth.

The discovery by Marshall, now 54, and Warren, 68, led to the development of an antibiotics and drug treatment for most ulcers, overturning the conventional medical thinking of the time and easing the suffering for millions of people each year.

After drinking the bacteria, Marshall suffered nausea, vomiting and stomach pain, but overcame the condition with treatment similar to the regimen of antibiotics and acid secretion inhibitors now commonly prescribed to sufferers.

He said he had no choice but to give himself the condition to convince medical skeptics that the bacterium was the cause and not the symptom of stomach ulcers, which can pre-dispose people to gastric cancer.

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"Somebody had to do it, somebody had to swallow those bacteria and develop the disease," Marshall told the Australian Broadcasting Corp.

"It was the only way you could convince the skeptics.

Warren said the pair were initially reluctant to publish their findings because of the way Marshall had given himself the condition and because their findings were so radical.

"At the time everyone thought we were a bit crazy because the whole thing was so way out in terms of normal medical teaching in those days," Warren told reporters.

"For me, it (the Nobel prize) means that they are putting the official stamp of approval on all the work that I did and all the trouble that I had and all the disbelief."

Australian Prime Minister John Howard congratulated the pair on Tuesday, and said their work had bought relief to millions of people around the world.

"The research destroyed a myth, very widely held," Howard told reporters. "The prize is richly deserved."

Marshall and Warren, who were working at the royal Perth hospital at the time of their breakthrough, are the first all-Australian team to win the Nobel prize for medicine.

Warren is now retired, but Marshall continues to study the effects of the bacterium on humans and animals.

"I've got no imagination. I'm still in the Helicobacter business," Marshall said. "But these days we're doing molecular studies, cloning, vaccines and all that kind of stuff.

"You can't study ulcers in Australia any more, because everyone with an ulcer has been cured, as far as I can tell."


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Posted 04 October 2005 - 10:44 PM

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"I didn't think about it very much and probably I wouldn't have done it if I had really thought it through," Marshall told reporters in the Western Australian capital of Perth.


Wow, that is a very smart comment... Give this man a prize!
Oh wait, they already did.
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Posted 05 October 2005 - 12:42 AM

It's better than what happened before...
"So - you have stomach ulcers that might lead to stomach cancer and acid seeping into your abdominal cavity... well, our treatment includes... Cutting out your stomach and putting you on a drip!"
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Posted 05 October 2005 - 02:06 PM

So it's not stress that causes them? You know, I really hate that everybody's so closed-minded that proposing a scientific inquery that disproves a commonly held belief should be considered so radical in this day and age...

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Posted 05 October 2005 - 07:37 PM

Syrum's cooler.




and Sırům is even coolerer.

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Posted 06 October 2005 - 12:50 PM

It's spelled "coolest" innocent.gif


edit: could you believe I had a typo..

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I know that you believe you understood what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you read is not what I meant.
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Posted 06 October 2005 - 06:32 PM

Action before thought!!!
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Posted 06 October 2005 - 06:40 PM

QUOTE (Radu094 @ Oct 6 2005, 12:50 PM)
It's spelled "coolest"  innocent.gif
edit: could you believe I had a typo..


the irony... dry.gif
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Posted 07 October 2005 - 02:37 AM

Seeing as the researchers were from my uni, I've been hearing all about this story lately. I find it odd that the article called it the 'Australian Broadcasting Corp", rather then the ABC like everybody else.
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Posted 09 October 2005 - 08:22 PM

Or the AB Frigging C like Backberner did.
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Posted 10 October 2005 - 04:15 AM

He used to be cool when he had his own show. He just isn't funny on The Einstein Factor.
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