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#121 User is offline   Otal Nimrodi Icon

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Posted 18 April 2006 - 12:08 PM

He didn't. But he insulted Jane and Spoon before he found out they were girls. And stopped once he found out.

And I'm INFINITY TIMES THE CHUCK NORRIS YOU ARE!
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Posted 18 April 2006 - 12:12 PM

Oh, well I guess... that... um... I COULD BE A BAZILLION TIMES INFINITY TIMES THE CHUCK NORRIS YOU ARE!!!
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Posted 18 April 2006 - 12:14 PM

QUOTE (Dorothy @ Apr 18 2006, 09:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh, yeah... well, I'm quite possibly FIVE times the Chuck Norris you are!!

Wait... when did he insult me before...?

QUOTE (Otal Nimrodi @ Apr 18 2006, 09:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
He didn't. But he insulted Jane and Spoon before he found out they were girls. And stopped once he found out.

And I'm INFINITY TIMES THE CHUCK NORRIS YOU ARE!


Did I insult Jane? Hm...

Anyway, why dont you two have a cat fight to sort out your differences?
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Posted 18 April 2006 - 12:18 PM

I'll always be two times more the Chuck Norris you guys might think you are.

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Posted 18 April 2006 - 12:25 PM

Well, I'll be TWENTY-FIVE times the Chuck Norris that you think we thing we are, DISSED!
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Posted 18 April 2006 - 12:31 PM

Oh yeah, well I'm possibly one hundred-fifty times the Chuck Norris that you think that I think that you think I am.

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Posted 18 April 2006 - 12:32 PM

Oh yeah!? Then take THIS!


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Posted 18 April 2006 - 12:33 PM

I'm 1000 times the Chuck Norris that I think you think that I think that you think you may be!

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Posted 18 April 2006 - 12:54 PM

*is quite content being Chuck Dee, seeing as he can lay down some phat rhymes to some equally phat beats*
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Posted 18 April 2006 - 12:58 PM

QUOTE (Gobbler @ Apr 18 2006, 11:32 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh yeah!? Then take THIS!

Yeah, that might look a bit like me... smile.gif

Otal: I could be fifteen bazillion trillion times the Chuck Norris that you think that I think that you think that I could be thinking that you think that you are.
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Posted 18 April 2006 - 01:43 PM

Oh yeah? Well I'M the real Chuck Norris, and I have undeniable proof!


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Posted 18 April 2006 - 01:45 PM

That's it! Irrefutable proof that FD is Chuck Norris. The altered image never lies. ALL HAIL CHUCK NORRIS! Then again, I MIGHT just be saying that to cover up the fact that I'M the real Chuck Norris.

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Posted 18 April 2006 - 01:50 PM

Nice try, but we all know that the truth looks like this:


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Posted 18 April 2006 - 01:59 PM

Hold on a tick.



Now that, my friends, is the truth.

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Posted 18 April 2006 - 02:06 PM

Well yeah, so maybe you ARE Chuck Norris...


















... 's bandana.

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