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Bush joke! Warning, not for pro-Bush types!

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Posted 05 October 2005 - 12:11 PM

This isn't exactly a joke but it greatly amused me.


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Posted 05 October 2005 - 06:49 PM

The only way it could be better was if each of those things was properly cited. >:)
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Posted 05 October 2005 - 07:36 PM

That was just depressing.
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Posted 05 October 2005 - 09:23 PM

Does our country really suck so badly? I still can't believe that we've got this guy running the show. Just look at some of the quotes that are on different pages. The guy is a fucking moron.

Damn, if it was properly cited and put on the news ... maybe we'd get riots.

Arg, just a little over two more years of pain left to go. Unless Congress votes him more emergency powers and he becomes The Emperor. ohmy.gif Or if Laura Bush Runs for office.


yell.gif yell.gif yell.gif yell.gif yell.gif yell.gif :splodes from the sheer stupitity of it all:

edit: depressing to know that we each have a greater overall amount of intelligence than the Head of State for the United States. Yeah, that is really depressing

This post has been edited by Zatoichi: 05 October 2005 - 09:26 PM

Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

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Posted 06 October 2005 - 11:24 AM

I think it's a wee bit flattering to be able to say "I know with absolute certainty that I would do a better job of running this country than the ape in office..." Although, I guess it's not, really, since Bush could be replaced with an ape and no one would know... So just about anybody could say that statement. *sigh*
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Posted 07 October 2005 - 01:35 AM

QUOTE (Revan-47 @ Oct 5 2005, 03:42 AM)
ok, George bush, george washington, and bill clinton are on an airplane.

George Washington says he will make one person happy and he throws 1 dollar out the window.

Bill clinton says he will make a thousand people happy and he throws a thousand dollars out the window.

Finally, George bush steps up and says he will make the whole world happy. he throws bill clinton out the window.(cud be changed to throw himself out)

I think the joke would work better if you said 1 dollar bill, to get the play on words with Bill Clinton, but that's just me.
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Posted 07 October 2005 - 07:16 PM

Thats already Bill Clinton's pimp name.
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Posted 07 October 2005 - 07:23 PM

LOL
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Posted 07 October 2005 - 07:51 PM

Yours can be "Sweet Butter O-rizzle"
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