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Bush joke! Warning, not for pro-Bush types!

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Posted 28 September 2005 - 04:50 PM

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident'
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks...











'How many is a Brazillion?!'


While I'm not usually in favour of making fun of Bush's intellect, I just thought I'd share that one with you tongue.gif

(Sorry if this isn't in the right forum, I just didn't think you could really elevate it to a debate...)

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Posted 28 September 2005 - 05:15 PM

You'd be surprised, my good Mushroom. You'd be surprised. There have been so many thread hijackings. And many people just itching for a debate.

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Posted 28 September 2005 - 08:52 PM

What are you on about, Otal...?

Good joke, too.
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 10:24 PM

Cute.



Bill Clinton was hearing his daily briefing. It concluded with: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident"
"OH NO!" the President exclaimed. "That's terrible!"
His staff sat stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sat, head in hands.
Finally, the President looked up and asked...


3 What kinda bra soldiers?
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Posted 29 September 2005 - 03:56 PM

So the pope is masturbating in a restroom on an airplane. A tourist with a camera walks in on him and accidentally takes a picture. The pope panics. He begs the tourist for the photo. When the tourist refuses him, the pope offers to pay him nearly 100,000 dollars worth of traveller's checks. The tourist takes him up on the offer, and the pope leaves to get the traveller's checks from a cardinal sitting up in first class. The cardinal asks him what he needs the checks for, and the pope says "I just bought a 100,000 dollar picture from a guy." And the cardinal says "He must have seen you coming!"
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Posted 29 September 2005 - 06:12 PM

So bad... ><

The other two: Haha! Bush is stupid!
Haha! Clinton is infidelious! (Or however that form of the word is supposed to be...)
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Posted 29 September 2005 - 11:47 PM

firstly "So the pope is masturbating in a restroom on an airplane" is probably the best start to a joke i have ever heard...

secondly here's one someone sent me awhile back...

Example of a Tragedy

President Bush was visiting a primary school. One of the classes was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meaning. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy." So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a tragedy.

Little Jimmy stood up and offered, "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him, that would be a tragedy.
"No", said Bush, "that would be an accident."
Little Suzie raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not." explained the president. "That's what we would call a great loss." The room went silent.

No other children volunteered.

Bush searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of tragedy?"
Finally at the back of the room little Johnny raised his hand.
In a quiet voice he said: "If Air Force One carrying Mr. and Mrs. Bush was struck by a "friendly fire" missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic!" exclaimed Bush. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says little Johnny, "it has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."
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Posted 30 September 2005 - 09:41 AM

barend my chest is hurting and I'm starting to cry because laughing so hard. laugh.gif

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Posted 30 September 2005 - 03:02 PM

I love that joke. I just heard it earlier today. I would probably be laughing harder if I hadn't. But still biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif
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Posted 30 September 2005 - 03:19 PM

Excellent joke. There's this game we play in improv club, and you have to keep a straight face while people try to make you laugh. And I usually just say "So the pope was masturbating..."
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Posted 30 September 2005 - 03:24 PM

I can't keep a straight face when that is said
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Posted 30 September 2005 - 04:54 PM

Neither can I but that joke was brilliantly funny. Ditto for the children and Bush.
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Posted 02 October 2005 - 04:33 PM

Well, that was fun. Let's turn this thread into a debate about transsexual marriages.
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Posted 02 October 2005 - 07:24 PM

How about you don't.
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Posted 03 October 2005 - 02:29 AM

Wayne, you do improv? Sweet! Not laughing is difficult, especially when you're trying not to.
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