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Bush joke! Warning, not for pro-Bush types!

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Posted 03 October 2005 - 08:15 AM

We played a similar game, but instead of laughing, you weren't allowed to react at all. Seeing as most people just burst out laughing, it amounted to the same thing. I coudn't do it. I rember when it was my turn to keep a straight face, my friend started to walk towards me, and before he could even do anything, I told him not to bother(thus reacting, and losing). He just stood there confused, and the teacher burst out laughing as she'd never seen anybody just throw it away like that before. I couldn't stop laughing for about 5 minutes. Everybody else just gave us odd looks.
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Posted 03 October 2005 - 07:26 PM

I play the "Freestyle Rap" Card alot. I'm whiter than whitey McWhiterton
so its pretty funny when I "let loose"
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Posted 03 October 2005 - 07:41 PM

I tend to throw down a bit of white black supremist every now and then. Fucking honkeys...
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Posted 03 October 2005 - 08:56 PM

How you gone act like Wayne is white?
How you gone act like my rhyme's not tight?
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Posted 03 October 2005 - 09:02 PM

Hahahaha. Okay, maybe there should be a Chefelf.com rapper thread. Let loose yo' rhymes!
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Posted 04 October 2005 - 12:56 AM

Oh, Fnordy. Please, for the love of Eris, NO...
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Posted 04 October 2005 - 08:13 AM

Please, not for the love of God either.
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Posted 04 October 2005 - 02:42 PM

ok, George bush, george washington, and bill clinton are on an airplane.

George Washington says he will make one person happy and he throws 1 dollar out the window.

Bill clinton says he will make a thousand people happy and he throws a thousand dollars out the window.

Finally, George bush steps up and says he will make the whole world happy. he throws bill clinton out the window.(cud be changed to throw himself out)
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Posted 04 October 2005 - 03:03 PM

Yeah, I'm pretty sure tossing himself out would make it funnier.
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto

Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
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Posted 04 October 2005 - 03:59 PM

im pretty sure people like george bush better then bill clinton.
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Posted 04 October 2005 - 04:36 PM

Umm, I would have to disagree. Many people liked Clinton a hell of a lot better.
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Posted 04 October 2005 - 04:41 PM

I think that Clinton is better, well Clinton is a dick but he isn't a problem like Bush
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Posted 04 October 2005 - 06:50 PM

Clinton was a good president, he was just a cad in his private life.

I like to think in my fantasy world that most people aren't stupid enough to ignore 8 years of a good presidency and focus on infidelity and a media fiasco, and at the same time completely ignore going to war for unjust reasons and somehow find something to praise about the current president.
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Posted 04 October 2005 - 07:30 PM

QUOTE (Mushroom @ Sep 28 2005, 04:50 PM)
(Sorry if this isn't in the right forum, I just didn't think you could really elevate it to a debate...)


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Posted 05 October 2005 - 11:25 AM

Slade, I really wish that it was a reality instead of a fantasy. Therefore it is my belief that the vast majority of people in the world are stupid.
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto

Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
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