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Comedy Wednesday, September 28, 2005

#1 Chefelf

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Posted 28 September 2005 - 08:39 AM

Comedy
~~A sentence~~ An essay.
by: Chefelf

Comedy is walking home from the subway at 8:30 AM and seeing a grumpy, middle-aged Hispanic woman wearing a fairly worn T-shirt emblazoned with the words: Mrs. Pitt.

That is all.

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Posted 28 September 2005 - 11:03 AM

That's great.

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Posted 28 September 2005 - 02:52 PM

Couldn't tell from your username. But, that was HILARIOUS!

This post has been edited by Otal Nimrodi: 28 September 2005 - 03:01 PM

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Posted 28 September 2005 - 03:06 PM

There was a guy, who lost everything, his job, family and all of his money. He was alone in his house and started screaming,

"Please let me win the lottery, please let me win the lottery!!!"

Finally he decided to ask the almighty God for help. he started praying,

"please God, please let me win the lottery...LET ME WIN THE LOTTERY!!!"

Nothing happened. Finally a loud booming voice came down and said,

"Do me a Favor."
"Anything God,"the man asked.

"Buy a lottery ticket."

Edit: can we turn this into a joke thread?

This post has been edited by Revan-47: 28 September 2005 - 03:08 PM

"Life is too important to be taken seriously."

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Posted 28 September 2005 - 03:21 PM

Shouldn't that have been asked before the joke was told?

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#6 Revan-47

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Posted 28 September 2005 - 06:18 PM

two leprechauns go up to a cathedral.

the first leprechaun askes a nunn, "are you the shortest person in this church.

the nunn says no.

they go up to another nunn and she also says no.

about the time the first leprechaun asks the third nunn, the second leprechaun starts cracking up laughing!?

the first leprechaun asks the third leprechaun to ask the second leprechaun what the problem is.

his replie is

"dude, i told you you had sex with a penguin last night"

"Life is too important to be taken seriously."

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Posted 28 September 2005 - 07:44 PM

QUOTE (Chefelf @ Sep 28 2005, 09:39 AM)

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That was brilliant, Chef.

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Posted 28 September 2005 - 07:52 PM

Walking TO home at 8:30 AM?

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Posted 28 September 2005 - 08:45 PM

QUOTE (Ninja Duck @ Sep 28 2005, 08:52 PM)

Walking TO home at 8:30 AM?

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I see more comical T-shirts before breakfast than most people do all day.

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Posted 28 September 2005 - 08:59 PM

Also a wonderful example of accidental comedic genius:

I was on my way home from the movie theatre tonight (The Corpse Bride, see the thread in the Movie forum for my thoughts), and saw a sign advertising that the local school bus company was looking for drivers. It read, and I quote:

"Drive A School School Bus!"

The sign would've been kind of funny just with the repeated "school", but its enthusiasm was what got me giggling.

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Posted 28 September 2005 - 09:40 PM

QUOTE (Chefelf @ Sep 28 2005, 09:45 PM)

I see more comical T-shirts before breakfast than most people do all day.

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I think the point was that you said you were walking home at 8:30 in the morning, which is wierd. Typo?

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Posted 29 September 2005 - 08:16 AM

QUOTE (Heccubus @ Sep 28 2005, 09:59 PM)

"Drive A School School Bus!"

The sign would've been kind of funny just with the repeated "school", but its enthusiasm was what got me giggling.

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That's a bizarre sign. At least it didn't say: "Be an Advertising Advertising Proofreader!"

QUOTE (floppydisk @ Sep 28 2005, 10:40 PM)

I think the point was that you said you were walking home at 8:30 in the morning, which is wierd. Typo?

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Oh, I understand. No typo. I WAS walking home at 8:30AM. As I've previously stated: I see more comical T-shirts before breakfast than most people do all day.

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Posted 29 September 2005 - 08:29 AM

I think the question on everyone's minds is;

Had you;

a. Popped out early for a quick constitutional and, having collected the newspapers and a pint of milk, were heading home for a warm cup of coffee and a bowl of muesli....

or....

b. Only just remembered where you live after 12 solid hours of imbibing any sort of mind-expanding substance some fat guy in a vest proffered?

Edit: beware of the autosmiley.

This post has been edited by WalkingCarpet: 29 September 2005 - 08:30 AM

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Posted 29 September 2005 - 09:57 AM

Actually, he was coming home after a long night of binge drinking a recreation drug use, haven woken up in a filthy walkup in the East Village with two nubile punk rock goddesses he met during the bacchanalian rites! What makes it extra funny is that BOTH of the punk rock goddess have the same "Mrs. Pitt" t-shirts and had been wearing them at their show. It's a small world!