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HESTON: "You Ewoks have something that belongs to my film!"
EWOK #1: "Your rifle?"
HESTON: "No - you have the horn tune from my 1956 film The 10 Commandments!"
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Episode VI Photo Captions For the self parodying chapter in the OY
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Posted 27 July 2006 - 10:11 AM
HESTON: "You Ewoks have something that belongs to my film!"
EWOK #1: "Your rifle?"
HESTON: "No - you have the horn tune from my 1956 film The 10 Commandments!"
I am the Fisher King.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
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Posted 27 July 2006 - 01:16 PM
^^ Nice!
YODA: Remember those Ewoks, do you?
LUKE: Yeah...
YODA: Killed them, I did. All of them.
YODA: Remember those Ewoks, do you?
LUKE: Yeah...
YODA: Killed them, I did. All of them.
This post has been edited by StarWarsIsUs: 27 July 2006 - 01:16 PM
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Posted 27 July 2006 - 10:20 PM
Luke: "Tell me, what do you remember about your mother, and leave no details out!!!"
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Posted 28 July 2006 - 08:50 AM
QUOTE (Darth Player @ Jul 27 2006, 08:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Luke: "Tell me, what do you remember about your mother, and leave no details out!!!"
And I like the one with Yoda as the mass murderer.
LUKE: "Dad..."
VADER: "Yes son?"
LUKE: "You're one ugly motherf***er."
VADER: "Well what do you expect, you dumbass? I got fried by a friggin' volcano!"
I am the Fisher King.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
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Posted 28 July 2006 - 04:02 PM
Luke : "Could you say that with MORE garlic breath stench assaulting me??? An outsider could be forgiven for thinking you switched sides AGAIN and reverted back to the Dark Side. Its like a small marsupial of some sort rolled around in limburger cheese and then crawled in your mouth to die. Damn, the Sarlaac didn't stink this bad!"
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Posted 29 July 2006 - 03:13 PM
^ Good ones guys! Very funny!
VADER: Luke... I have to confess something. Back there, when I confronted --- *cough* --- the Emporer, I was very anxious and scared. Luke, I shit my pants.
LUKE: I know, father. It's okay. I know.
VADER: Really? How?
LUKE: I can smell it. And it stinks, really bad.
VADER: Do you hate me for it?
LUKE: Just rest, father. Be at peace.
VADER: Luke... I have to confess something. Back there, when I confronted --- *cough* --- the Emporer, I was very anxious and scared. Luke, I shit my pants.
LUKE: I know, father. It's okay. I know.
VADER: Really? How?
LUKE: I can smell it. And it stinks, really bad.
VADER: Do you hate me for it?
LUKE: Just rest, father. Be at peace.
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Posted 31 July 2006 - 12:30 PM
QUOTE (StarWarsIsUs @ Jul 29 2006, 01:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
^ Good ones guys! Very funny!
VADER: Luke... I have to confess something. Back there, when I confronted --- *cough* --- the Emporer, I was very anxious and scared. Luke, I shit my pants.
LUKE: I know, father. It's okay. I know.
VADER: Really? How?
LUKE: I can smell it. And it stinks, really bad.
VADER: Do you hate me for it?
LUKE: Just rest, father. Be at peace.
VADER: Luke... I have to confess something. Back there, when I confronted --- *cough* --- the Emporer, I was very anxious and scared. Luke, I shit my pants.
LUKE: I know, father. It's okay. I know.
VADER: Really? How?
LUKE: I can smell it. And it stinks, really bad.
VADER: Do you hate me for it?
LUKE: Just rest, father. Be at peace.
LUKE: "And where is the Batman? He's at home! Washing his tights! Bwahahahaha!"
This post has been edited by Lord Aquaman: 31 July 2006 - 12:31 PM
I am the Fisher King.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
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Posted 31 July 2006 - 03:16 PM
^ 
VADER: Luke... Luuuke...
LUKE: Yes, father?
VADER: Tell your sister... I don't like sand. *dies*
VADER: Luke... Luuuke...
LUKE: Yes, father?
VADER: Tell your sister... I don't like sand. *dies*
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Posted 31 July 2006 - 09:18 PM
QUOTE (StarWarsIsUs @ Jul 31 2006, 01:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
^
VADER: Luke... Luuuke...
LUKE: Yes, father?
VADER: Tell your sister... I don't like sand. *dies*
VADER: Luke... Luuuke...
LUKE: Yes, father?
VADER: Tell your sister... I don't like sand. *dies*
VADER: "You will taste the black sperm of my vengeance!"
LUKE: "Didn't we do that one in another thread?"
VADER: "I don't know, just keep your saber up!"
LUKE: "Is that an innuendo?"
VADER: "Shut up!"
I am the Fisher King.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
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Posted 31 July 2006 - 11:34 PM
Heheh.
Deja vu
Deja vu
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Posted 02 August 2006 - 12:46 PM
Dance your cares away,
Worry's for another day.
Let the music play,
Down at Fraggle Rock.
Down at Fraggle Rock.
Down at Fraggle Rock.
"And shepherds we shall be for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti!!!"
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Posted 02 August 2006 - 01:00 PM
I wanna be a Care Bear
Oh it'll be so great when I'm a Care Bear
Oh I can hardly wait to be a Care Bear
And do the things that Care Bears do
Oh I wanna be a Care Bear like you (you do?)
I'll be like Funshine and make the sun shine
And have a heart like Love-A-Lot
I'll be like Wish Bear and always be there
We'll be the luckiest bears in Care-A-Lo~~~~~~~~~~~~~t
WHOOOOOO! OH YEAH! LET'S ROOOOOOCK!
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
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Posted 03 August 2006 - 12:58 PM
JABBA: [translated] Play that one annoying song to make the Jedi go away...
It's peanut butter and jelly time!
It's peanut butter and jelly time!
It's peanut butter and jelly time!
It's peanut butter and jelly time!
It's peanut butter and jelly time!
It's peanut butter and jelly time!
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Posted 04 August 2006 - 12:08 PM
LEIA: Please Luke, you're my brother. This doesn't feel right.
LUKE: Leia please. I'll never be able to get this close to another woman for the rest of my career.
"And shepherds we shall be for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti!!!"
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Posted 04 August 2006 - 12:12 PM
BLUE ELEPHANT: "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me!"
I am the Fisher King.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.