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Episode VI Photo Captions For the self parodying chapter in the OY

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Posted 29 September 2005 - 01:39 PM



1) Thanks for the praise, Lord Aquaman......
2) The reader has to channel all his imagination to read the caption below in C-3PO's voice, I recommend the tone he employs when he is being brought under Jabba's palace to the droid dungeon to get his new assingment and the tenticle-like beast tries to make a grab at him......


C-3PO:"Although I am fluent in over six million forms of communication, oh how I wish I had the ability to communicate in at least one without the most effeminate manner! Oh my!"
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Posted 29 September 2005 - 04:03 PM



Rancor: A Gungan? Fuck you Jabba, I'm not eating this!
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Posted 29 September 2005 - 07:44 PM

DP and LA, loved the 'deposit' and 'joker' ones....




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Posted 29 September 2005 - 09:15 PM

QUOTE (Darth Player @ Sep 28 2005, 11:35 PM)


Jabba:"I think I got one of those snack frogs stuck you know where, which means you're going to have to use your tenticle up you know what to get it out.....AGAIN....."

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Posted 29 September 2005 - 09:39 PM


HAN SOLO: "I'm doing my best here under very uninspiring circumstances. Staying motivated is hard when the bulk of your character development is in the middle film of the trilogy."
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Posted 30 September 2005 - 04:07 AM




I've written a poem, perhaps you'd like to hear it. Ahem.... Why do nice girls hate me......
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Posted 30 September 2005 - 09:56 AM



"See - that's why you don't feed your Rancor chicken bones."
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Posted 30 September 2005 - 07:29 PM


HAN SOLO: "Oh damn these ATM Machines!"
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I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
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Posted 30 September 2005 - 07:32 PM



Yoda and Obi-Wan(thinking): Stupid Lucas, who's this one?
Hayden(thinking): Hehehehe, more CA$H for me
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Posted 01 October 2005 - 09:27 AM

I like that caption StarWarsIsUs but I can't stand looking at that absurd Hayden-as-Anakin-Ghost. Oh how I'd like to hurt Lucas for that one - Hayden too.


SEBASTIAN SHAW: "I beat out Burt Lancaster and Charlton Heston for this part ya know."
ALEC GUINNESS: "Good for you."

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SHAW: "George, Hayden, I'll see you two in Hell!"
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Posted 01 October 2005 - 12:54 PM

QUOTE (WalkingCarpet @ Sep 30 2005, 10:07 AM)

I've written a poem, perhaps you'd like to hear it.  Ahem.... Why do nice girls hate me......

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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?

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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.

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Posted 01 October 2005 - 01:57 PM



Obi Wan to Yoda: "Somehow, Master, I cannot get over the feeling that we have been short changed by the Force....."
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Posted 02 October 2005 - 10:11 AM


OLD ANAKIN: "Dying is the best thing that ever happened to me... I'm finally a happy, well adjusted and rehabilitated person."
OLD OBI-WAN: "Yeah, death will do that to you."
OLD YODA: "Indeed."

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Posted 02 October 2005 - 11:30 AM



Obi-Wan: I have a bad feeling about this.
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Posted 03 October 2005 - 08:46 AM


LUKE SKYWALKER: "You're not Hayden Christensen - you just can't be!"
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