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Episode VI Photo Captions For the self parodying chapter in the OY

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Posted 27 September 2005 - 10:26 PM




Vader: "If you decide to continue in my footsteps and defy the Jedi commitment not to love another you should know that in the event that your nads get fried off, I'm not saying they will, but they might, that the second button will drive her wild every time guaranteed and restore the will to live to boot. Got that?"
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Posted 27 September 2005 - 10:50 PM



Vader: Dude, this is my old lightsaber!
Luke: No, it isn't. I lost yours when you cut off my hand.
Vader: Fuck you dude! I miss my old lightsaber!
Luke: Fuck you! I miss my hand!
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 01:05 AM



Vader: So... done much with this one?
Luke: Killed a few dudes at Jabbas Palace.
Vader: hmmm... Too bad you lost the other one, that one had history... I killed Count Dokuu with it, AND a whole bunch of kids!
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 10:24 AM


LUKE: "Sand storm!"

LANDO: "Don't worry, we'll order you a sandwhich!"

HAN: "Hey, how come this wasn't re-inserted into the special edition of ROTJ? There might be some actual character development in this sequence!"
LEIA: "Shh! Don't give Darth George any ideas!"

CHEWBACCA [translated from Wookie to English]: "I need a dust buster to get all this rough, coarse, irritating, every where getting SAND out of my fur!"
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 07:28 PM



"dirka dirka bahkalah, muhamed jihad."
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 07:42 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Sep 28 2005, 08:28 PM)
"dirka dirka bahkalah, muhamed jihad."


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Posted 28 September 2005 - 10:35 PM



Jabba:"I think I got one of those snack frogs stuck you know where, which means you're going to have to use your tenticle up you know what to get it out.....AGAIN....."
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 10:40 PM


CRN*: My Lord, you look particularly shit-faced on this fine morning

Jabba: Whas tha ya shay


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Posted 28 September 2005 - 10:40 PM



"Hello my baby, Hello my honey, Hello my ragtime gal......"
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 10:50 PM




Baby Ewok:" UN-LIM-IT-ED POW-ER!!!! "
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 11:10 PM



Gammorian: Hey... i loved you in 'METROPOLIS'
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 11:47 PM



"You got a real pretty mouth, boy..."
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Posted 29 September 2005 - 01:28 AM



Stormtrooper: yeah, we found this one peeing in the drinking fountain in the foyer.




luke: Just because you died it a different colour doesn't mean we don't all know you've been wearing that smelly coat since BLADERUNNER!
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Posted 29 September 2005 - 11:02 AM



Luke:"Yes, I believe I'm entitled to getting my deposit back because you didn't deliver us to Alderaan, and its not my fault that the planet was blown up before we got there, you could have checked the computer as we were travelling there or get on the radio. Judge Judy is gonna whip both your asses...."

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Luke:"This might not be the best time to tell you this, Han, but I don't think there IS a best time. While you were frozen in carbonite, Chewie and I became much closer friends and achieved a plateau of understanding and mutual respect that few can only dream of, what I'm saying is that we're an item now...."
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Posted 29 September 2005 - 11:53 AM

Good stuff Darth Player, good stuff. biggrin.gif




HAN SOLO: "You're the voice of the Joker?! No way!"
LUKE SKYWALKER: "Way."
HAN: "NO WAY!
LUKE: "Way."
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